Lego My Argo

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Lego My Argo
Alignment: Dark
Totem Monster: Astronautilus
High-level Rank: In debate
Gold Fund: 1033 c.u.
Date Founded: 07.02.2019
Membership Count: 3
Town with Greatest Influence: Bumchester (1%)
Pantheon of unity Rank: 683
Pantheon of popularity Rank: 337
Guild Page: Lego My Argo 
Data current as of 16.02.2019

(Lego = attack, Argo = tank)

We sail through the realm with shining, floating paper nautilae ship. Not too far from the ground though, the gods here don't lift. But we lap dance! Free lap dance by GodHe-reen  for all Lego My Argo Guild Council debut!

To be perfectly honest, this is the guild if you just want to have someone to talk to and not worry about being thought of as annoying. All while enjoying the benefits of being in a guild. The Guild Council is open 24 hours for both nonsense spam, lame jokes that only you laugh to, questions that has been answered in the FAQ, and soul-wrenching confession. We may or may not reply, but don't worry, this is a safe place. We listen... sometimes in appreciative silence. Or apathy of online identity. Not judgmental one. And yes, you can talk about actual non-ZPG gaming with GodRedhead Willy .

GodShe-reen  and her army of alts are either duelling or influencing in town, increasing Lego My Argo's influence--then brag about successes in Guild Council. This is for you who wants to try hard and want to brag. Or give extremely rare try and want to brag every time.

Legoing then Argoing

Attack by de-feeting our with recklessly thrown Lego bricks, then retreat to our shell and giggle as they cry in abject horror and frustration.

Argoing Barberian

Member heroine gets free haircut special to Lego My Argo. The tentacled bowl cut.

!Ensukemi's Epic Chronicles
08:01 My guild gave me a quick haircut. They said it was a fringe benefit.

The No-nos

No influencing in Los Adminos, for their offense to the holy Astronautilus.

Credit History

We all know our champion is bad at money management. But don't worry! The Guild have excellent credit history with The River Banker.

!Ensukemi's Epic Chronicles
04:45 The River Banker was preparing to finish me off when it glimpsed my guild badge and said, “Lego My Argo? Why didn't you say so?”. It patted me kindly on the head and smiled as I stumbled away.