League of Lazy Loungers
A guild dedicated to a lack of dedication.
Members of this guild are easily mistaken for inanimate objects (though lack of hygiene tends to give them away).
The guild was founded by one Folki The Lazy, though he has gone on to say on many occasions that the only reason he created the guild is because "Guild owners get to boss people around." Not only is this completely false (Heroes never listen to anyone), the creation of a guild dedicated to not doing anything productive hardly seems like a logical decision for someone wanting to order people around.