Lava Lamb

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Pets of Godville
Lava Lamb
lava agnus
Lava_Lamb.jpg
Strong Monster
Class Bovine
Habitat Volcano
Description Unknown
Pet
Tame at levels 130–144 (159 with ark)
Features Looting, Sailing, Dungeon

The lava lamb is a tamable monster in Godville.

Description

The lava lamb is a young sheep who came straight from a volcano. At least that’s the story a young hero came up with and he has no intention of changing it any time soon.


Loot

No amount of curiosity will kill a lava lamb like it would cats, but this characteristic gives it a frequent tendency to get lost. When the lost lamb finds it’s way back to its companion hero or heroine, it will usually have some treasure hidden (probably caught and stuck) within its fluffy, molten wool. Frequent brushing is recommended, specially on days when gold and beer money is running low. On the battle field when it encounters a brash young hero or heroine, it’s wool is it’s best armor as it can deflect any form of damage or harm thrown at it. Stick and stones won’t hurt the monster but consider any artifact, gold, treasure and beer lost once it gets sucked into the twilight zone of fluff.

Diary Entries

09:16 AM Xiao leaned into the bushes for a moment and threw an out-of-time machine at me.

11:07 AM Xiao pried an octopus ink pen out of somewhere.

Taming

One look at those big round eyes is enough to melt any heart. Literally! Any prolonged staring and the rest of any creature’s life is as good as gone. The unfortunate hero that finds it must take precautionary measures to avoid melting. Perhaps covering himself with a wet blanket and having lots of buckets of water in hand will do.

To tame it, the hero must freeze his heart to protect it from melting. A steel resolution (and thick skin) is vital to be able to accept the fact that molten nights of scalding cuddles will be more frequent in the future. A small price to pay considering it’s nothing compared to the frequent thunder strikes experienced from his angry deity. At least his pet loves him.

Strengths

  • Strong. It may seem like a weak little lamb but be wary of offending it or you will get a head butt that will send any seasoned hero flying in the air (and maybe even straight into a pot of boiling stew).
  • Fluffy. Fluff that’s thick enough to deflect every attack. Artifacts thrown at it will get lost.
  • Captivating eyes. Has the same effect as puppy dog eyes. No one can resist it.

Weaknesses

  • Fire extinguishers.
  • Steely hearts.
  • Bed time. Jumping over a sleepless hero to put him to sleep can be very tiring.
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