Landshark

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It's a Shark. But on land.


What were you expecting?

From Wikipedia, the always completely accurate resource: the Landshark first appeared in 1975 in another dimension called SNL, it is considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the Great White shark, which tends to inhabit the waters and harbors of recreational beach areas, the Landshark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women. In Godville, it is known to spew fire, surprising itself and its mortal enemies alike.