Knights who say Ni
We are Knights who say Ni. Ours is the path of honor and truth, a path of light, and seldom darkness. We came from the far away land of Monty, and traversed the terrible desert of Python to arrive in the world of Godville. Our mission is to proclaim the sacred words "Ni, Peng and Neee-wom", to collect shrubberies, and to learn to wield the mighty herring.
As one of the largest and most wealthy guilds in Godville, our members are treated with nothing but the best. Our guild hall is the most impressive building in the realm, and is equipped with a state of the art training center, although this is sometimes called the maze of death, the palace of pain, and that-place-where-we-keep-hearing-screams-from. The personalized hospital and the many lounges and areas of relaxation are the envy of many a hero.
Yet of all these things our most notable is the magical table of the Knights who formerly owned a Square Table. This artifact has the rare power to create any food or beverage at will, simply by sitting down and wishing for your meal. Many heroes have been known to join simply for the never ending flow of beer that is available from this wondrous table. All other guilds beware, as any attempt to 'liberate' our table will result in the awesome power of "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing!" No hero has ever been known to receive these words of power and live to tell the tale.
If you wish to join the ranks of Ni-Sayers you must bring a shrubbery of suitable size to our guild master,. Be warned, failing to bring a large enough shrubbery will result in a slap of the herring and an order to repeat the quest. However you should also be aware that succeeding to join our guild will also earn you similar treatment in the form of the herring slap of entry.
How to Join
To convince your hero to join the ranks of the Ni-Sayers you must send this command to your hero.
Join "Knights who say Ni" guild
For largest chance of success, send the command while your hero is "'outside of town"' and is idling. (i.e. not fighting a monster) If the above does not succeed after several tries, try replacing the word "join" with the word "enroll".
Our glorious guild has recently made peace with the evil but powerful guild that is Harvest Moon. After a long bloody war we have learnt to respect each-other for who we are and we have stopped trying to convert them to the bright side.
There are many knightly guilds that wander the land, and we enjoy the company of all knights within our halls. Yet one group, the Knights of the Square Table, has mocked our sacred words, and has earned our eternal enmity. As evidenced by their disappearance from the realm, and our capturing of their table, they are now only a relic of what they once were. UPDATE: until now. Now they are back and seemed to have learnt their lesson as they are now much better behaved
We are also currently involved in conversations with the breadsticks guild. Despite having a banana obsession, they seem to be a pleasant bunch, and very respectful. A word of note: They seem to have developed the strange idea that we must use the word Ni in every post, and are even awarding themselves cookies when we fail to do so.
We had a quiet war with Wiki Leagues, as we felt they were a foolish guild and would surely be assassinated by government agents if we didn't discourage their ways. We shouted Ni at them until they slowly crumbled to dust.
We allied with Warped Quantum as was the wish of their great leader Spode who technically owns this page and every other page on the wiki (sort of)
Titles: Master Ni-Sayer / Residant Ninja / Protecter of Shrubburies
Zarquon was one of the earliest members, and was appointed as the new leader after Coldwilson's departure. He is in charge of...um...everything to do with the guild really.
Titles: Guild founder/ Patron of Ni/
As the founder of our guild, Coldwilson was a fine leader and deeply devoted until a great tragedy occurred. Coldwilson abandoned his hero who, shunned and alone, left this guild and joined the green bottles cult. Now he is back much to the delight of all the knights. He did not want to reclaim his title and has let Zarquon continue his job.
Titles: Keeper of Peace / Protecter of Violent Beasties / Carver of Necessary Herrings
A strong and active member of our guild, Amelia has graced our halls for many moons. Many a time has she ventured into the territory of other guilds, yet she has always managed to preserve peace, and to leave a good impression. As such, she is our official peace keeper, and is in charge of resolving all of the day-to-day guild disputes. Her only wild side seems to be the wild hares that she keeps, which have been known to cause havoc every once in a while.
Titles: Guild Assasin/ The Black Knight/ Second in Command
Mortalin quickly proved his dedication to the art of Ni-Saying, and is always willing to help with any dangerous mission. It is worthy of notice that Mortalin is one of the few evil-aligned members of the guild, although the trend seems to be catching on among the gladiators especially with the addition of the two symbols of good and evil. Mortalin has been trained as an assasin by Sensei blood and even has his own evil arena. (Noone really knows what this arena looks like but, since the regular arena is pretty fearsome it is likely that his arena is utterly terrifying.) His assasin skills are similar to Zarquon's abilities and they are often involved in similar missions. He has quickly risen through the ranks and is now Zarquon's second in command.
( Bestower of hugs/Moral giver/Diplomat)
Wishie is undoubtedly the happiest member of our guild, and is prone to carry an angels-wings blanket around with her. She is also very friendly and practically never has any enemies. This means she is very good at helping Amelia keep the peace if and when arguments break out. She has been in more intensive training with Sensei than most, and has become a strong and powerful hero
All distinguished and long-standing members will be recognized here.
Suzan tries hard to ensure that every new member is up to date on their entry tasks. Making Sure the proper shrubbery is checked and recorded. Despite one incident with strange, metal birds, she has most definently made a name for herself.
Guild healer/Gladiator. Little Ghost started off with the Knights, and though her path was once clouded, she has regained her reasoning and, once again, joined us. She is arguably the friendliest Knight, and although she has yet to shake some of her old evil ways (Ex. Kitten sandwiches) she is sure to eventualy shake those habits.
Jorge52 or Jorge is the guild's barkeeper. This is a very important job, indeed some members consider this to be the most important job of all. Beware his fuschia coloured drink with a special ingredient or at least make certain you are prepared for it.
Knights of Ni
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(the original second in command to Zarquon)
Passed was a loyal Knight for many months, and became Second in Command when Coldwilson left the guild. He was very active on the forums especially when Zarquon and he had to restore the guild and was responsible for assigning chores and difficult quests to worthy Knights. His many tasks and responsibilities caused him to pass on the mantle of leadership to Sensei for a while, until he may find the time to take them up again. We still hope that one day he may return to our halls.
(loyal second in command to Zarquon)
Sensei joined the guild at a young age, yet quickly gained approval as he grew in experience. An immensely humble fellow, he built our training center as a place to whip the other members into shape. He was in charge of molding the talents of each recruit into a solid fighting form, and usually withheld their beer privileges until the training was completed. He was an exceptional guild member, everything a knight should be, and his death is a great loss to us all.
Fare ye well...