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All active members of the guild will be noted here. If you feel that your name should be here, please contact {{God|Sensei Blood}} or {{God|Zarquon}}. 
All active members of the guild will be noted here. If you feel that your name should be here, please contact {{God|Sensei Blood}} or {{God|Zarquon}}. 
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Knights who say Ni
Motto: Beware the Ni-Sayers!
Alignment: Humane
Gold Fund: 38,996 c.u.
Date Founded:  
Membership Count: 616
Town with Greatest Influence: Trollbridge (13%)
Pantheon of unity Rank: 73
Forum Headquarters: Knights who say Ni
Guild Page: Knights who say Ni 
Data current as of 5th March 2011

We are Knights who say Ni. Ours is the path of honor and truth, a path of light, and seldom darkness. We came from the far away land of Monty, and traversed the terrible desert of Python to arrive in the world of Godville. Our mission is to proclaim the sacred words "Ni, Peng and Neee-wom", to collect shrubburies, and to learn to wield the mighty herring.


As one of the largest and most wealthy guilds in Godville, our members are treated with nothing but the best. Our guild hall is the most impressive building in the realm, and is equipped with a state of the art training center, although this is sometimes called the maze of death, the palace of pain, and that-place-where-we-keep-hearing-screams-from. The personalized hospital and the many lounges and areas of relaxation are the envy of many a hero. 

Yet of all these things our most notable is the magical table of the Knights who formerly owned a Square Table. This artifact has the rare power to create any food or beverage at will, simply by sitting down and wishing for your meal. Many heroes have been known to join simply for the never ending flow of beer that is available from this wondrous table. All other guilds beware, as any attempt to 'liberate' our table will result in the awesome power of "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing!" No hero has ever been known to receive these words of power and live to tell the tale. 

If you wish to join the ranks of Ni-Sayers you must bring a shrubbery of suitable size to our guild master, GodZarquon . Be warned, failing to bring a large enough shrubbery will result in a slap of the herring and an order to repeat the quest. However you should also be aware that succeeding to join our guild will also earn you similar treatment in the form of the herring slap of entry. 

How to Join

To convince your hero to join the ranks of the Ni-Sayers you must send this command to your hero.

Join "Knights who say Ni" guild

For largest chance of success, send the command while your hero is "'outside of town"' and is idling. (i.e. not fighting a monster) If the above does not succeed after several tries, try replacing the word "join" with the word "enroll". 


There are many knightly guilds that wander the land, and we enjoy the company of all knights within our halls. Yet one group, the Knights of the Square Table, has mocked our sacred words, and has earned our eternal enmity. As evidenced by their disappearance from the realm, and our capturing of their table, they are now only a relic of what they once were. 

We are also currently involved in conversations with the breadsticks guild. Despite having a banana obsession, they seem to be a pleasant bunch, and very respectful. A word of note: They seem to have developed the strange idea that we must use the word Ni in every post, and are even awarding themselves cookies when we fail to do so.

We had a quiet war with Wiki Leagues, as we felt they were a foolish guild and would surely be assassinated by government agents if we didn't discourage their ways. We shouted Ni at them until they slowly crumbled to dust.

We allied with Warped Quantam as was the wish of their great leader Spode who technically owns this page and every other page on the wiki (sort of) 

Noteworthy Members

Guild Founder


As the founder of our guild, Coldwilson was a fine leader and deeply devoted until a great tragedy occurred. Coldwilson abandoned his hero who, shunned and alone, left this guild and joined the green bottles cult, becoming (even more of) an alchoholic.

Guild Officers

GodZarquon  Titles: Master Ni-Sayer / Residant Ninja / Protecter of Shrubburies 

Zarquon was one of the earliest members, and was appointed as the new leader after Coldwilson's departure. He is in charge of...um...everything to do with the guild really.

GodThe God that Passed  Titles:  Second in Command / Master Technician / Assigner of Tasks

Passed has been a loyal Knight for many months, and became Second in Command when Coldwilson left the guild. He is very active on the forums and is responsible for assigning chores and difficult quests to worth Knights.

GodSensei Blood  Titles: Champion Ni-Sayer / Trainer of Miscreants / the Amazing Walking Talking Godwiki

Sensei joined the guild at a young age, yet quickly gained approval as he grew in experience. An immensely humble fellow, he built our training center as a place to whip the other members into shape. He is in charge of molding the talents of each recruit into a solid fighting form, and usually withholds their beer privileges until the training is completed.

GodSupreme Amelia  Titles: Keeper of Peace / Protecter of Violent Hares / Carver of Necessary Herrings

A strong and active member of our guild, Amelia has graced our halls for many moons. Many a time has she ventured into the territory of other guilds, yet she has always managed to preserve peace, and to leave a good impression. As such, she is our official peace keeper, and is in charge of resolving all of the day-to-day guild disputes. Her only wild side seems to be the wild hares that she keeps, which have been known to cause havoc every once in a while. 

Distinguished Members

All distinguished and long-standing members will be recognized here.


Zalan is a strange member, although she has been with us long. She is sly and quiet, and a reputable fighter. You will rarely see her in our hall, though occasionally you will find evidence that she's been there. 

Knights of Ni

All active members of the guild will be noted here. If you feel that your name should be here, please contact GodSensei Blood  or GodZarquon 

Fare ye well...