Knightmare

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50% knight, 50% mare, 100% your worst dreams taken physical form. Able to manifest in your dreams, they will distort your dreams into nightmares. Nightmares may include (but are not limited to): farting in class, nude public speaking, or the more popular waking up as cockroach, wondering what the meaning to it all was, causing you to lose faith in your god/goddess, leaving your hero/heroine feeling as insignificant as a bug with no meaning in life.