Keleios

Welcome to the Keleios page!

Avatar of the Keleios.

Keleios' famed dwelling where she rests perched on her glittery box

If you are here, you are likely wondering, "What on earth is a Keleios?" Or, "Why do I keep seeing Keleios mentioned everywhere in Godville?"

Fear not! Your questions will be answered here! A quick Google search for Keleios can bring up some interesting, yet confusing results:

What is this thing?

Looks like a rat to me!

Oh! Is she a he?

Keleios in her true form

After an exhausting search, the most plausible answer was found in Godville: the most awesome goddess, Keleios!

Keleios is most often found in her true, cat-like form. Her habitat appears to be a popcorn castle, with copious amounts of glitter. She can often be found in the company of a bunny rabbit named Silly, which for some strange reason, she never eats, and often provides refuge for in the popcorn castle.

Keleios became an instant Godville sensation! She's everywhere! You'll find mention of Keleios in mottos, voice commands, random shouts -- you name it, you'll find it! Rumor has it that the trader at Monsterdam has even started selling loincloths with famous Keleios mottos embroidered on them. Great Apollo reports that he even saw a visage of Keleios on his toast, however, his pet Dogmeat ate it before anyone else could see it.

As we began to change our mottos and issue our VCs, Keleios transcended her goddessness and became....a Godville meme!

She even has a starring role in a sock puppet play!

Here are just some of the Mottos:

Note: This table is ever-changing, as Keleios's meme-ness is simply increasing!
A Hero   I still blame Keleios
Above   Why Keleios, why?
Above   Keleios, see @Below
AdamShi   Who is Keleios?
American Idiot   What have you done, Kel?
Archimonde   Kel-Thuzad
Armour878   Blame Keleios, not me! ∞
Armour878   East, not west Keleios! ∞
Below   Keleios, see @Above
Benetheus   Broken? Keleios was here.
BlueStapler   Keleios or Keleandroid
Boss Hogg   ✪ Keleios needs a bath ✪
Bust It Baby   Keleios stole my dog.
Bust It Baby   Help! Keleios is after m-
Chaotically   Out of Keleios Mind ☾
Christian the Divine   Don't die Keleios!
Crazy Dave   Nice going Keleios
Crazy Dave   Keleios ate my homework
Damitt   Whats a motto w/Keleios?
DArgo Sun-Cohen   Blame Keleios! Blame Kel
Dave Grohl   Keleios: I'd hit that!
De-Generate   Keleios Experimantis
Delta493   Kel crashed GV w/mottos!
Disturbed   Out of Keleios Mind ☾
Doctor Frank-n-furter   Keleios: good eats!
Dogess   Keleios for President
Doggywoofer   Kel is a glitter kitty
Etna   Kel is malicious. Really!
EvoX   For Keleios, blame Irwin!
G Mac   Keleios for the win!
Ghost Girl   ☾Keleios rocks!☽
Glitch Goddess   ☠ What's a Keleios?? ☠
Golden Tardis   Chasing Keleios thru time
Gonna Get You   Keleios wuz here "Ü"
Great Apollo   Keleios mató el chupacabra
Great Apollo   Keleios wuz here " Ü "
Great Apollo   Keleios stole my candy!
Hairnut   Wingardium Keleiossa
Hairplug4men   keleios is imaginary poop
Hairplug4men   Sorrrry I'm not Keleios!
Hubert J Farnsworth   My God invented Keleios
Idgie Threadgoode   Insert %Keleios% Here!
Idgie Threadg00de   What's for dinner, Keleios?
Irwin   I'm Keleios' hostage!
Irwin   I Am SpartaKel!
Isangelous   It was Keleios, I swear.
Isangelous   1 Keleios 2 rule them all
Jimbob64   ✔∑: Cogito, ergo Keleios!
Kayl   Check a compass, Keleios!
Ki11era   Keleios backwards=Soielek
Killera   丯Glitterbomb Keleios Now丯
Kure   Fine gem, that Keleios.
Living Glitter Pool   West, not east Keleios!!!
M- k3   Keleios gave me termites!
Moxie T Dog   Who the heck is Keleios?
Pangolin878   Keleios mugged me! Again!
Phil85   Keleios stole my wood!!!!
Phil85   Keleios needs a treat.
Silemencia   Keleios, where art thou?
Silly-one4u   it's Keleios's fault
Silly-one4u   Keleios rules!!
Someone Else   Keleios? Inconceivable!
Sparty On   Keleios is the bomb!
Stan The Man   Keleios ate my snacks
The Dark Myth   Just here for the Keleios
Tlaloc   Kel snuggles with turtles
Ursula Columbine   ☥Keleios ate my homework☥
Vicksdayquil   Keleios hacked my motto
Whet Dreams   Keleios&Silly are clones!
Whet Dreams   Kel- pick of the Glitter

Here's a small sampling of Keleios Godvoices/Diary Entries:

01:25: Found a figment of Keleios's imagination... Wow, just wow.

09:33: Entered a Keleios look-alike contest. Finished third.

02:48: Paid 3553 gold coins and registered 'Keleios made me do it!' in the Trollbridge Registry of Mottos.

07:15: Yelled 'Kel is a glittery kitty ' at the Hellevator Operator and it died laughing. Found 107 coins.

11:35: The following diary entries are brought to you by Dean Sam Winchester - Vote for Keleios!.

10:19: Saw ‘Who the h-e-double-hockey-sticks is Keleios ???’ spelled out in smoke. You really should think of a more environmentally friendly way to get your message across, Soul Supreme.

11:12: Repeatedly chanted “keleios is imaginary poop” to boost my morale but realized a little too late that it was an incantation to summon a Battle Ox. To battle!

07:27: I heard a nearby Whambulance Driver yell “Keleios ate my snacks”. You can assault me, kill me, take all of my gold and items, but when you steal the motto that I worked so hard to coin, that's when it's personal! It's on now!

07:55: Shouted “丯Glitterbomb Keleios Now丯” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.

09:15: Shouted “Trapped in Keleios' Box” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.

12:34: 'I'm Glad Keleios isn't here so I can heal without pants on.' proclaimed Irwin from the clouds.

04:10: Repeatedly chanted “Trapped in Keleios' Box” to boost my morale but realized a little too late that it was an incantation to summon a Monstrous Appetite. To battle!

12:48 Great Apollo said from above, 'Ouch! You hit me in the Keleios!'

12:21 I heard someone shouting from the tavern: 'Keleios is going to glitterbomb the dungeon? Whaaat?!?!'

11:48 Yelled 'Keleios made me do it!' at the Stripeless Zebra and it died laughing. Found 5 gold coins.

08:30 Saw another hero sleeping in the sun. Wrote “Trapped in Keleios' Box” on his forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.

09:13 Shouted “Insert %Keleios% Here!” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.

10:53 Saw another heroine sleeping in the sun. Wrote “丯Glitterbomb Keleios Now丯” on her forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.

10:15 Walked up to a nearby Caterpillar of Strength and in a conspiratorial voice whispered: “I Am SpartaKel!”. The monster went pale with fear and ran away, leaving behind a bag of gold coins.

09:03 'I am Glitch Mistress, ☠ What's a Keleios?? ☠ Raaaaaaaargh!' Great One, what do you think? Does it sound impressive?

11:50 Thought for a moment I heard Bolt say 'Kel is a glitter kitty', but he was just coughing up a furball.

News from the News Page

Mention of the Keleios.

Kaylfang - 80th-level adventurer, member of the “Holy Pwnies” guild, with the motto “Check a compass, Keleios!”, stands at the 142nd position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Kayl. We've had many reports that an Atomic Kitten has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter. (#1194, Day 1441 g.e.)

Another Mention of the Keleios.

Bill 300 Johnson - 81st-level adventurer, member of the "The Guild of Calamitous Intent" guild, with the motto "Nice going Keleios", stands at the 94th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Crazy Dave. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects. (#1187, Day 1434 g.e.)

Yet Another Mention of the Keleios.

Ladylulu - 87th-level adventurer, member of the “Ohtari” guild, with the motto “Kel is a glittery kitty ”, stands at the 55th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Doggywoofer. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.

Even the alter ego gets into the fun.

Dragon Reborn - 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Out of Keleios Mind ☾”, stands at the 161st position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Disturbed. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.

You had to bring up the glitter.

Rabid Of Caerbannog - 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “Kel- pick of the Glitter”, stands at the 190th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Whet Dreams. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.


The heroes absent-mindedly amble to the south. Oh, gods, it's a treasure trove! The heroes plunder the treasure trove and divide the loot. Keleios gets 4496 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a galaxy in a jar, a hot seat and a treasure chest expander. Kaylfang puts 4475 coins, a zen energy pouch, a quest randomizer and a ticket to paradise in her pockets. Bob the Heathen gets 4482 coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a golden fiddle, a portable drawbridge and a prototypewriter. El Gusano gets 4508 gold coins, a third-time charm, a Darwin award and some canned heat. Riff-raff gets 4244 gold coins, a log for the ark, another log for the ark, a slice of good fortune, Death's chess set and a love triangulator.







Ark Completed at 06/01/2014 (100.1%)

This page is still under development, please check back for more!

Many thanks!
Sincerely,
The Keleios WikiPage Development Council