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If you are here, you are likely wondering, "What on earth is a [http://godvillegame.com/gods/Keleios Keleios]?" Or, "Why do I keep seeing [http://godvillegame.com/gods/Keleios Keleios] mentioned everywhere in Godville?" | If you are here, you are likely wondering, "What on earth is a [http://godvillegame.com/gods/Keleios Keleios]?" Or, "Why do I keep seeing [http://godvillegame.com/gods/Keleios Keleios] mentioned everywhere in Godville?" | ||
| − | Fear not! Your questions will be answered here! A quick Google search for Keleios can bring up some interesting, yet confusing results | + | Fear not! Your questions will be answered here! A quick Google search for Keleios can bring up some interesting, yet confusing results: |
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| − | [[File:a-kel-eios.jpg| | + | | [[File:a-kel-eios.jpg|thumb|upright|alt=What is this thing?|What is this thing?]] |
| − | [[File:keleios_rat.jpg| | + | | [[File:keleios_rat.jpg|thumb|upright|alt=Looks like a rat to me!|Looks like a rat to me!]] |
| − | [[File:keleios_dude.jpg| | + | | [[File:keleios_dude.jpg|thumb|upright|alt=Lady looks like a dude?|Oh! Is she a he?]] |
| − | [[File:keleios_cat.jpg| | + | | [[File:keleios_cat.jpg|thumb|upright|alt=Keleios in her true form|Keleios in her true form]] |
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| − | + | Additionally, there are many references throughout the internet to popcorn castles and glitter, making the search for the true definition of "Keleios" a confusing and daunting task! After an exhausting search, the most plausible answer was found in Godville: the most awesome goddess, [http://godvillegame.com/gods/Keleios Keleios]! | |
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| + | Keleios is most often found in her true, cat-like form. Her habitat appears to be a popcorn castle, with copious amounts of glitter. She can often be found in the company of a bunny rabbit named [http://godvillegame.com/gods/Silly-one4u Silly], which for some strange reason, she never eats, and often provides refuge for in the popcorn castle. | ||
Keleios became an instant Godville sensation! She's everywhere! You'll find mention of Keleios in mottos, voice commands, random shouts -- you name it, you'll find it! Rumor has it that the trader at Monsterdam has even started selling loincloths with famous Keleios mottos embroidered on them. Great Apollo reports that he even saw a visage of Keleios on his toast, however, his pet Dogmeat ate it before anyone else could see it. | Keleios became an instant Godville sensation! She's everywhere! You'll find mention of Keleios in mottos, voice commands, random shouts -- you name it, you'll find it! Rumor has it that the trader at Monsterdam has even started selling loincloths with famous Keleios mottos embroidered on them. Great Apollo reports that he even saw a visage of Keleios on his toast, however, his pet Dogmeat ate it before anyone else could see it. | ||
Revision as of 06:01, 27 April 2014
Welcome to the Keleios page!
If you are here, you are likely wondering, "What on earth is a Keleios?" Or, "Why do I keep seeing Keleios mentioned everywhere in Godville?"
Fear not! Your questions will be answered here! A quick Google search for Keleios can bring up some interesting, yet confusing results:
Additionally, there are many references throughout the internet to popcorn castles and glitter, making the search for the true definition of "Keleios" a confusing and daunting task! After an exhausting search, the most plausible answer was found in Godville: the most awesome goddess, Keleios!
Keleios is most often found in her true, cat-like form. Her habitat appears to be a popcorn castle, with copious amounts of glitter. She can often be found in the company of a bunny rabbit named Silly, which for some strange reason, she never eats, and often provides refuge for in the popcorn castle.
Keleios became an instant Godville sensation! She's everywhere! You'll find mention of Keleios in mottos, voice commands, random shouts -- you name it, you'll find it! Rumor has it that the trader at Monsterdam has even started selling loincloths with famous Keleios mottos embroidered on them. Great Apollo reports that he even saw a visage of Keleios on his toast, however, his pet Dogmeat ate it before anyone else could see it.
As we began to change our mottos and issue our VCs, Keleios transcended her goddessness and became....a Godville meme!
Here are just some of the Mottos:
THIS TABLE NEEDS WORK! IT IS IN PROGRESS!!!
Above Why Keleios, why?
Armour878 Blame Keleios, not me! ∞
Benetheus Broken? Keleios was here.
BlueStapler Keleios or Keleandroid
Bust It Baby Keleios stole my dog.
Christian the Divine Don't die Keleios!
Crazy Dave Nice going Keleios
DArgo Sun-Cohen Blame Keleios! Blame Kel
Dave Grohl Keleios: I'd hit that!
Disturbed Out of Keleios Mind ☾
Doctor Frank-n-furter Keleios: good eats!
Dogess Keleios for President
EvoX For Keleios, blame Irwin!
Glitch Goddess ☠ What's a Keleios?? ☠
Golden Tardis Chasing Keleios thru time
Great Apollo Keleios mató el chupacabra
Great Apollo Keleios wuz here " Ü "
Hairplug4men keleios is imaginary poop
Idgie Threadgoode Insert %Keleios% Here!
Idgie Threadg00de What's for dinner, Keleios?
Irwin I'm Keleios' hostage!
Isangelous It was Keleios, I swear.
Kayl Check a compass, Keleios!
Ki11era Keleios backwards=Soielek
Killera 丯Glitterbomb Keleios Now丯
M- k3 Keleios gave me termites!
Moxie T Dog Who the heck is Keleios?
Phil85 Keleios stole my wood!!!!
Silemencia Keleios, where art thou?
Silly-one4u it's Keleios's fault
Sparty On Keleios is the bomb!
Stan The Man Keleios ate my snacks
Ursula Columbine ☥Keleios ate my homework☥
Vicksdayquil Keleios hacked my motto
Whet Dreams Keleios&Silly are clones!
Here's a small sampling of Keleios Godvoices/Diary Entries:
09:33: Entered a Keleios look-alike contest. Finished third.
02:48: Paid 3553 gold coins and registered 'Keleios made me do it!' in the Trollbridge Registry of Mottos.
07:15: Yelled 'Kel is a glittery kitty ' at the Hellevator Operator and it died laughing. Found 107 coins.
11:35: The following diary entries are brought to you by Dean Sam Winchester - Vote for Keleios!.
10:19: Saw ‘Who the h-e-double-hockey-sticks is Keleios ???’ spelled out in smoke. You really should think of a more environmentally friendly way to get your message across, Soul Supreme.
11:12: Repeatedly chanted “keleios is imaginary poop” to boost my morale but realized a little too late that it was an incantation to summon a Battle Ox. To battle!
07:27: I heard a nearby Whambulance Driver yell “Keleios ate my snacks”. You can assault me, kill me, take all of my gold and items, but when you steal the motto that I worked so hard to coin, that's when it's personal! It's on now!
07:55: Shouted “丯Glitterbomb Keleios Now丯” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.
09:15: Shouted “Trapped in Keleios' Box” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.
12:34: 'I'm Glad Keleios isn't here so I can heal without pants on.' proclaimed Irwin from the clouds.
04:10: Repeatedly chanted “Trapped in Keleios' Box” to boost my morale but realized a little too late that it was an incantation to summon a Monstrous Appetite. To battle!
12:48 Great Apollo said from above, 'Ouch! You hit me in the Keleios!'
12:21 I heard someone shouting from the tavern: 'Keleios is going to glitterbomb the dungeon? Whaaat?!?!'
11:48 Yelled 'Keleios made me do it!' at the Stripeless Zebra and it died laughing. Found 5 gold coins.
08:30 Saw another hero sleeping in the sun. Wrote “Trapped in Keleios' Box” on his forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.
09:13 Shouted “Insert %Keleios% Here!” so loudly that even the distant echo scared me.
10:53 Saw another heroine sleeping in the sun. Wrote “丯Glitterbomb Keleios Now丯” on her forehead with sunblock, then ran off giggling.
News from the News Page
Kaylfang - 80th-level adventurer, member of the “Holy Pwnies” guild, with the motto “Check a compass, Keleios!”, stands at the 142nd position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Kayl. We've had many reports that an Atomic Kitten has been afraid to make eye contact with her since their last encounter. (#1194, Day 1441 g.e.)
Bill 300 Johnson - 81st-level adventurer, member of the "The Guild of Calamitous Intent" guild, with the motto "Nice going Keleios", stands at the 94th position in the pantheon of savings under the vigilant supervision of the god Crazy Dave. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects. (#1187, Day 1434 g.e.)
Ladylulu - 87th-level adventurer, member of the “Ohtari” guild, with the motto “Kel is a glittery kitty ”, stands at the 55th position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Doggywoofer. Distinctive features: a reckless disregard for danger, and an incredibly high pain threshold caused by repeated exposure to blunt objects.
Dragon Reborn - 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild, with the motto “Out of Keleios Mind ☾”, stands at the 161st position in the pantheon of might under the vigilant supervision of the god Disturbed. He was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during his youth.
Rabid Of Caerbannog - 83rd-level adventurer, member of the “Knights who say Ni” guild, with the motto “Kel- pick of the Glitter”, stands at the 190th position in the pantheon of taming under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Whet Dreams. All he ever wanted was a little love and affection.
This page is still under development, please check back for more!
Many thanks!
Sincerely,
The Keleios WikiPage Development Council