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The <b>Hot Dog</b> (<i>Canis ardentes</i>, "flaming dog") is a [[Monster|monster]] of tasteful fury. He isn't that mean, actually, isn't that right? Oh yeah, who's a good boy? Anyway, where was I? ...  Oh yeah! He's not that bad! He's just trained to uh... Guard the 21st [[Milestone]]! He stays there, right? Hey,  don't look at me like that-
 
The <b>Hot Dog</b> (<i>Canis ardentes</i>, "flaming dog") is a [[Monster|monster]] of tasteful fury. He isn't that mean, actually, isn't that right? Oh yeah, who's a good boy? Anyway, where was I? ...  Oh yeah! He's not that bad! He's just trained to uh... Guard the 21st [[Milestone]]! He stays there, right? Hey,  don't look at me like that-

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Monsters of Godville
Hot Dog
Canis ardentes
HotDog.jpg
Class Devouroid
Habitat Urban to global.
Description Heavily armored and furred.

The Hot Dog (Canis ardentes, "flaming dog") is a monster of tasteful fury. He isn't that mean, actually, isn't that right? Oh yeah, who's a good boy? Anyway, where was I? ... Oh yeah! He's not that bad! He's just trained to uh... Guard the 21st Milestone! He stays there, right? Hey, don't look at me like that-

Attributes

Strengths

  • Oddly cute, through the eyes of a hero.
  • Breathes fire hot enough to burn through any known material.
  • Hot. Very, very hot.

Weaknesses

  • Edible, although only the most inebriated of heroes are known to attempt this.
  • An absolute mess in water.
  • Can't resist a nice dog biscuit.
Dogs
Canids
Canidae Domestica Biowolf • Firefox • Sun Dog
Canidae Majora Awkwarg • Warmongrel • Wherewolf
Canīnus 101 Headed Dalmation • Attention Spaniel • Avant-Guard Dog • Borderline Collie • Bottomless Pitbull • Carjackal • Crackerjackal • Desert Beagle • Devil Dog • Dogfather • Downward Facing Dog • Dysenterrier • Eternal Dalmatian • Hot Dog • Hound of Music • Jackal-of-All-Trades • Labracadabrador • Labrador Deceiver • Monterey Jackal • Mosh Pitbull • Nuclear Watchdog • Pocketwatchdog • Reservoir Dog • Shameless Pug • Shampoodle • Spark Pug • Unicorndog • Union Jackal • Wall Dog
Lupīnus Beerwolf • Bewarewolf • Bigger Badder Wolf • Crying Wolf • Liar Wolf • Spywarewolf • There-Wolf • Underwear Wolf
Vulpīnus Artsy Fox • Century Fox