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The Holykeeper is a guardian angel gone horribly wrong. It has been ignored in the Bible and other such writings for so long that it turned to evil and began to rampage about, smiting heroes and heroines, raging about the fact nobody has acknowledged them all the while. The holykeeper is about 19 feet on height and resembles a crudely drawn zombie, with a stained white robe, patched and scarred wings with dirty feathers, and long matted hair of any color.

         Strenghts: Can call lightning down from the sky
                             It's impressive height frightens many heroes into running away without a fight
                             Emits a horrible rotting stench, that can wither heroes brain cells
         Weaknesses: Spontaneously combustes when it hears any Bible verse
                                 Any mention of St.Peter reduces it to tears
                                 Will drone on and on about how unfair life is, allowing the hero to slip away