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The '''Holykeeper''' is a guardian angel [[monster]] gone horribly wrong. It has been ignored in the Bible and other such writings for so long that it turned to evil and began to rampage about, smiting [[heroes]], raging about the fact nobody has acknowledged it all the while. The Holykeeper is about 19 feet tall and resembles a crudely drawn zombie, with a stained white robe, patched and scarred wings with dirty feathers, and long matted hair of any color. If a hero defeats this mighty creature, the hero will be handsomely rewarded, as this monster is guardian of the rare [[Holy powercell]] artifact.
 
 
 
'''Strengths:'''
 
* Can call lightning down from the sky
 
* Its impressive height frightens many heroes into running away without a fight
 
* Emits a horrible rotting stench that can wither heroes brain cells
 
 
 
'''Weaknesses:'''
 
* Heroes don't really use their brain cells
 
* Spontaneously combusts when exposed to direct sunlight
 
* Any mention of sunlight, or anything else implying joy, reduces it to tears
 
* Will drone on and on about how unfair life is, allowing the hero to slip away
 
 
 
[[Category:Monsters]]
 

Revision as of 18:28, 5 June 2015

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