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The Holykeeper is a guardian angel gone horribly wrong. It has been ignored in the Bible and other such writings for so long that it turned to evil and began to rampage about, smiting heroes and heroines, raging about the fact nobody has acknowledged them all the while. The holykeeper is about 19 feet on height and resembles a crudely drawn zombie, with a stained white robe, patched and scarred wings with dirty feathers, and long matted hair of any color.  
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The '''Holykeeper''' is a guardian angel gone horribly wrong. It has been ignored in the Bible and other such writings for so long that it turned to evil and began to rampage about, smiting heroes and heroines, raging about the fact nobody has acknowledged them all the while. The holykeeper is about 19 feet tall and resembles a crudely drawn zombie, with a stained white robe, patched and scarred wings with dirty feathers, and long matted hair of any color.  
  
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'''Strengths:'''
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* Can call lightning down from the sky
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* Its impressive height frightens many heroes into running away without a fight
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* Emits a horrible rotting stench that can wither heroes brain cells
  
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'''Weaknesses:'''
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* Spontaneously combusts when in direct sunlight
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* Any mention of sunlight, or anything else implying joy, reduces it to tears
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* Will drone on and on about how unfair life is, allowing the hero to slip away
  
 
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          Strenghts: Can call lightning down from the sky
 
                              It's impressive height frightens many heroes into running away without a fight
 
                              Emits a horrible rotting stench, that can wither heroes brain cells
 
 
 
          Weaknesses: Spontaneously combustes when in direct sunlight
 
                                  Any mention of sunlight, or anything else implying joy reduces it to tears
 
                                  Will drone on and on about how unfair life is, allowing the hero to slip away
 

Revision as of 19:29, 19 April 2013

The Holykeeper is a guardian angel gone horribly wrong. It has been ignored in the Bible and other such writings for so long that it turned to evil and began to rampage about, smiting heroes and heroines, raging about the fact nobody has acknowledged them all the while. The holykeeper is about 19 feet tall and resembles a crudely drawn zombie, with a stained white robe, patched and scarred wings with dirty feathers, and long matted hair of any color.

Strengths:

  • Can call lightning down from the sky
  • Its impressive height frightens many heroes into running away without a fight
  • Emits a horrible rotting stench that can wither heroes brain cells

Weaknesses:

  • Spontaneously combusts when in direct sunlight
  • Any mention of sunlight, or anything else implying joy, reduces it to tears
  • Will drone on and on about how unfair life is, allowing the hero to slip away