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The Hellaphant is an elephant from hell. (No surprises there). The Hellaphant is described as big and red with fire coming out of its trunk. Hellaphants are often kept as exotic pets for demons who are bored with the standard hellhound, or maybe they are overcompensating for something. They are prone to escaping from their demonic masters to go out looking for fun. Unfortunately, 'fun' often means going to earth to cause trouble and spinal injuries to the heroes there, before being found and returned to the pit. They sprout horns at the age of 100, and can breathe fire at 230. They are estimated to be able to live up to 1000 years.
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Hellephants reside in the upper regions of Hell and emerge into the world at the [[Great Lava Desert of Trogh]]. These demons appear as molten or cinder-skinned pachyderms with horns and barbed, burning trunks. The trunks issue the sludgy sounds of Grindcore Metal, rather than the quaint "Pawoo" or "Toot" of mundane elephants. The trunks also issue fireballs.
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Heroes are advised to ask themselves, "What am I doing in Hell?" or "What am I doing in a desert of lava? It burns! It burns!" before engaging a Hellephant. In the event that a Hero is being charged, immediate evasive action is recommended. If a hero can sing soprano, she should do so while harrying the demon with water balloons from a safe distance.  
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Legends claim that the Hero Bull McCaffery descended into Hell and, wielding his battle-axe "Fire Extinguisher", was incinerated when a pack of 4 Hellephants trampled and whipped him with barbed and burning trunks.
  
 
Strengths:
 
Strengths:
Could trample you to death.
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Charge attack.
Completely psychotic.
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Trample.
Any other advantage you might care to mention that obviously coming with a giant fire-breathing hellish monster from hell might attach.
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Barbed, burning trunk.
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• Fireballs.
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Weaknesses:
 
Weaknesses:
Might hell-p (see what I did there?) you if put on a red cloak and breath heavily.
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Fire extinguishers.
Defenseless against fire extinguishers
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• Water balloons.
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• Choral music.
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Snow cones.
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[[Category:Monsters]]

Revision as of 03:14, 15 September 2013


Monsters of Godville
Hellephant
Class Demon
Habitat Hell, Great Lava Desert of Trogh
Description Cinder-skinned pachyderm on fire

Hellephants reside in the upper regions of Hell and emerge into the world at the Great Lava Desert of Trogh. These demons appear as molten or cinder-skinned pachyderms with horns and barbed, burning trunks. The trunks issue the sludgy sounds of Grindcore Metal, rather than the quaint "Pawoo" or "Toot" of mundane elephants. The trunks also issue fireballs.

Heroes are advised to ask themselves, "What am I doing in Hell?" or "What am I doing in a desert of lava? It burns! It burns!" before engaging a Hellephant. In the event that a Hero is being charged, immediate evasive action is recommended. If a hero can sing soprano, she should do so while harrying the demon with water balloons from a safe distance.

Legends claim that the Hero Bull McCaffery descended into Hell and, wielding his battle-axe "Fire Extinguisher", was incinerated when a pack of 4 Hellephants trampled and whipped him with barbed and burning trunks.

Strengths: • Charge attack. • Trample. • Barbed, burning trunk. • Fireballs.


Weaknesses: • Fire extinguishers. • Water balloons. • Choral music. • Snow cones.