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It takes a while to charge, because let's be honest, if a hammer is going to be ringing Hell's Bell, it's going to make human hammers look like a baby's squeeky gavel. | It takes a while to charge, because let's be honest, if a hammer is going to be ringing Hell's Bell, it's going to make human hammers look like a baby's squeeky gavel. | ||
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Revision as of 02:52, 23 December 2014
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| Class | Humanoid |
| Habitat | Anywhere with lots of noise |
| Artifact | Hell's Bell |
| Description | A tone deaf rocker with an attitude problem |
The Hell's Bell-Ringer will always be found wearing a black AC/DC T-shirt, with yellow sport shorts. The reason for this is to distract you long enough for it to charge its Hammer Swing attack.
It takes a while to charge, because let's be honest, if a hammer is going to be ringing Hell's Bell, it's going to make human hammers look like a baby's squeeky gavel.
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Yelling, “Enough!” the Hell's Bell-Ringer met its end. Meanwhile, I met a hell's bell and 79 coins.
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| — --Dark Mistress Hero | ||
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The Hell's Bell-Ringer fell before my might. I hope its spirit won't haunt me... I received 95 coins and a hell's bell.
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| — --An Unknown Hero | ||
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Finished off the Hell's Bell-Ringer with a fatal kick to its head and picked up a hell's bell. At this rate, if I don't spend all my gold on drinks, I'll become a millionaire in no time. Nah, I think I'd rather drink.
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| — --Maddoc | ||
Strengths
- Immune to sound-type attacks, its eardrums are busted due to blasting heavy metal all day.
- Will bore you to death as it explains the different genres of heavy metal music, like power metal and melodic death metal.
- Is able to summon groupies at nearly any occassion.
Weaknesses
- Can't hear you sneak up on it.
- Will become engorged with rage and will lose focus if a hero says, "I'm a musician too because I beat Guitar Rock III on expert level on the first try."
- Can be easily found with any metal detector.
