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Monsters of Godville
Heedless Chicken
'Gallus Gallus Omissus'
Heedless_chicken.jpg
A Heedless Chicken on its favoured mode of transport
Class Bird
Habitat Unknown
Description A foul fowl, with a devil-may-care attitude

The Heedless Chicken (Gallus Gallus Omissus) is a monster that answers the question "What happened when the chicken crossed the road?"

This monster grew up as a regular chicken but was known for its particularly high levels of carelessness and dare-devilism, leaping off the coop roof, or chasing predators, like the Photocopycat. It was warned multiple times by its mother to behave and be careful, but did not heed her advice.

One stormy night, this chicken crossed the road on its skateboard and was struck not only by a passing cart, but by a Punishment that missed its intended target, a hero. This resulted in the chicken's feet fusing to the skateboard, and it being imbued with powers no chicken should have. Now, the Heedless Chicken roams the land on its wheels, stumbling into heroes and picking fights with them.


Attributes

Strengths

  • Extreme speed, due to its existence on wheels
  • Strong peck that can deal damage even at a distance
  • Cluck louder than punishment-thunder, can damage a hero's hearing

Weaknesses

  • Being encouraged to do flips, and applauded
  • Roads - it has a phobia of them. Heroes fleeing are advised to cross, and remain on the other side
Birds
Aves
Majora Ducktator • Quasidodo
Domestica Ballpoint Penguin
Accipitridae Alter Eagle • Bald Eagle Scout • Desert Eagle • Déjà-Vulture • Faux Hawk • Illeagle • Vegetarian Vulture
Anatidae Asparagoose • Lame Duck • Moby Duck • Peking Duck • Poltergoose • Rubber Duckie • Silly Goose • Sitting Duck • Teraducktyl
Columbidae Boxing Dove • Harrier Pigeon • Stool Pigeon • Tae Kwon Dodo
Corvidae Crowbard • Deep Crow • Quid Pro Crow • Scared Crow
Muscicapidae Knighting Gale • Lightningale
Phasianidae Chicken in a Guy Suit • Cold Turkey • Cyborganic Chicken • Fabergé Chicken • Headless Chicken • Heedless Chicken • Henforcer • Hentaur • Jaywalking Chicken • Kung Pow Chicken • Robber Chicken • Robot Chicken • Spring Chicken • Terror-aki Chicken
Spheniscidae Acid-breathing Penguin • Monocled Penguin
Aves incertae sedis Albatrocity • Arctic Firebird • Autoparrot • Binary Canary • Bird of Paradise • Bird of Pray • Early Bird • Flamingo Dancer • Foul Fowl • Jacked Sparrow • Jurassic Lark • Low-flying Ostrich • Main Square Parrot • Millennium Falcon • ORLY Owl • Parrot Trooper • Preemptive Shrike • Punk Flamingo • Repelican • Superb Owl • Supersonic Woodpecker • Technical Fowl • Tequila Mockingbird • Tweeting Bird