Headless Oarsman

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A Headless Oarsman is a rower and a steerer of sea vessels, canoos, and all sorts of different varieties of "boats" and a headless conveyer and or physical mover of "oars" and "oceancraft" across a body of Water. But to confuse a Headless Oarsman for a "Mindless Oarsman" would be to confuse the Brain for the Mind. A horribly misconstrued common misconception... 
Infact most Headless Oarsman contain their minds within their Oars. Although some keep their minds in a purse and or man-satchel typically located at the belt of the Headless Oarsman (many Headless Oarsman keep their minds in what are commonly known as "Mindshaft's" which are Cubical Minecraft looking cubbies to keep Minds and other assorted goods within.
Most Headless Oarsman contain a substance known as SaltBeer in their genitals which is a well known reservoir of sarcasm and a common reason for Teens watching bad Horror movies, especially those that take place at Sea... 💙
Hey you caught me in a coma

And I don't think I wanna Ever come back to this...world again Kinda like it in a coma 'Cause no one's ever gonna Oh, make me come back to this World again Now I feel as if I'm floating away I can't feel all the pressure And I like it this way But my body's callin' My body's callin' Won't ya come back to this World again Suspended deep in a sea of black I've got the light at the end I've got the bones on the mast Well I've gone sailin' I've gone sailin' I could leave so easily While friends are calling back to me I said they're They're leaving it all up to me When all I needed was clarity And someone to tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON GODDAMN IT

Slippin' farther and farther away It's a miracle how long we can stay In a world our minds created In a world that's full of shit

HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME BASTARD

Please understand me I'm climbin' through the wreackage Of all my twisted dreams But this cheap investigation just Can't stifle all my screams And I'm waitin' at the crossroads Waiting for you Waiting for you WHERE ARE YOU

No one's gonna bother me anymore No one's gonna mess with my head no more I can't understand what all the fightin's for But it's so nice here down off the shore I wish you could see this 'Cause there's nothing to see It's peaceful here and it's fine with me Not like the world where I used to live I NEVER REALLY WANTED TO LIVE

ZAP HIM AGAIN ZAP THE SON OF A BITCH AGAIN

You live your life like it's a coma So won't you tell me why we'd wanna With all the reasons you give it's It's kinda hard to believe But who am I to tell you that I've Seen any reason why you should stay Maybe we'd be better off Without you anyway You got a one way ticket On your last chance ride Gotta one way ticket To your suicide Gotta one way ticket An there's no way out alive An all this crass communication That has left you in the cold Isn't much for consolation When you feel so weak and old But if home is where the heart is Then there's stories to be told No you don't need a doctor No one else can heal your soul

Got your mind in submission Got your life on the line But nobody pulled the trigger They just stepped aside They be down by the water While you watch 'em waving goodbye They be callin' in the morning They be hangin' on the phone They be waiting for an answer When you know nobody's home And when the bell's stopped ringing It was nobody's fault but your own There were always ample warnings There were always subtle signs And you would have seen it comin' But we gave you too much time And when you said That no one's listening Why'd your best friend drop a dime Sometimes we get so tired of waiting For a way to spend our time An "It's so easy" to be social "It's so easy" to be cool Yeah it's easy to be hungry When you ain't got shit to lose And I wish that I could help you With what you hope to find But I'm still out here waiting Watching reruns of my life When you reach the point of breaking Know it's gonna take some time To heal the broken memories That another man would need Just to survive... 🖤

Will write more tomorrow as long as the liquor store is open! Otherwise it will probably be the next day when my grandma gets back from Orlando and I get access to her liquor cabinet! 
Till then 🤘