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A Headless Oarsman is a rower and a steerer of sea vessels, canoos, and all sorts of different varieties of "boats" and a headless conveyer and or physical mover of "oars" and "oceancraft" across a body of Water. But to confuse a Headless Oarsman for a "Mindless Oarsman" would be to confuse the Brain for the Mind. A horribly misconstrued common misconception...  
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Infact most Headless Oarsman contain their minds within their Oars. Although some keep their minds in a purse and or man-satchel typically located at the belt of the Headless Oarsman (many Headless Oarsman keep their minds in what are commonly known as "Mindshaft's" which are Cubical Minecraft looking cubbies to keep Minds and other assorted goods within.
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A '''Headless Oarsman''' is a rower and a steerer of sea vessels, canoos, and all sorts of different varieties of "boats" and a headless conveyer and or physical mover of "oars" and "oceancraft" across a body of Water. But to confuse a Headless Oarsman for a "Mindless Oarsman" would be to confuse the Brain for the Mind. A horribly misconstrued common misconception...  
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Infact most Headless Oarsman contain their minds within their Oars. Although some keep their minds in a purse and or man-satchel typically located at the belt of the Headless Oarsman (many Headless Oarsman keep their minds in what are commonly known as "Mindshaft's" which are Cubical Minecraft looking cubbies to keep Minds and other assorted goods within.
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Most Headless Oarsman contain a substance known as SaltBeer in their genitals which is a well known reservoir of sarcasm and a common reason for Teens watching bad Horror movies, especially those that take place at Sea... 💙
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==A Headless Oarsman song==
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  Hey you caught me in a coma
 
  Hey you caught me in a coma
And I don't think I wanna
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And I don't think I wanna
Ever come back to this...world again
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Ever come back to this...world again
Kinda like it in a coma
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Kinda like it in a coma
'Cause no one's ever gonna
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'Cause no one's ever gonna
Oh, make me come back to this
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Oh, make me come back to this
World again
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World again
Now I feel as if I'm floating away
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Now I feel as if I'm floating away
I can't feel all the pressure
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I can't feel all the pressure
And I like it this way
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And I like it this way
But my body's callin'
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But my body's callin'
My body's callin'
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My body's callin'
Won't ya come back to this
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Won't ya come back to this
World again
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World again
Suspended deep in a sea of black
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Suspended deep in a sea of black
I've got the light at the end
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I've got the light at the end
I've got the bones on the mast
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I've got the bones on the mast
Well I've gone sailin'
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Well I've gone sailin'
I've gone sailin'
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I've gone sailin'
I could leave so easily
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I could leave so easily
While friends are calling back to me
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While friends are calling back to me
I said they're
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I said they're
They're leaving it all up to me
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They're leaving it all up to me
When all I needed was clarity
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When all I needed was clarity
And someone to tell me
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And someone to tell me
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
GODDAMN IT
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GODDAMN IT
  
Slippin' farther and farther away
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Slippin' farther and farther away
It's a miracle how long we can stay
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It's a miracle how long we can stay
In a world our minds created
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In a world our minds created
In a world that's full of shit
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In a world that's full of shit
  
HELP ME
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HELP ME
HELP ME
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HELP ME
HELP ME
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HELP ME
HELP ME
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HELP ME
BASTARD
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BASTARD
  
Please understand me
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Please understand me
I'm climbin' through the wreackage
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I'm climbin' through the wreackage
Of all my twisted dreams
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Of all my twisted dreams
But this cheap investigation just
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But this cheap investigation just
Can't stifle all my screams
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Can't stifle all my screams
And I'm waitin' at the crossroads
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And I'm waitin' at the crossroads
Waiting for you
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Waiting for you
Waiting for you
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Waiting for you
WHERE ARE YOU
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WHERE ARE YOU
  
No one's gonna bother me anymore
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No one's gonna bother me anymore
No one's gonna mess with my head no more
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No one's gonna mess with my head no more
I can't understand what all the fightin's for
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I can't understand what all the fightin's for
But it's so nice here down off the shore
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But it's so nice here down off the shore
I wish you could see this
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I wish you could see this
'Cause there's nothing to see
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'Cause there's nothing to see
It's peaceful here and it's fine with me
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It's peaceful here and it's fine with me
Not like the world where I used to live
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Not like the world where I used to live
I NEVER REALLY WANTED TO LIVE
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I NEVER REALLY WANTED TO LIVE
  
ZAP HIM AGAIN
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ZAP HIM AGAIN
ZAP THE SON OF A BITCH AGAIN
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ZAP THE SON OF A BITCH AGAIN
  
You live your life like it's a coma
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You live your life like it's a coma
So won't you tell me why we'd wanna
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So won't you tell me why we'd wanna
With all the reasons you give it's
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With all the reasons you give it's
It's kinda hard to believe
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It's kinda hard to believe
But who am I to tell you that I've
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But who am I to tell you that I've
Seen any reason why you should stay
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Seen any reason why you should stay
Maybe we'd be better off
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Maybe we'd be better off
Without you anyway
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Without you anyway
You got a one way ticket
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You got a one way ticket
On your last chance ride
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On your last chance ride
Gotta one way ticket
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Gotta one way ticket
To your suicide
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To your suicide
Gotta one way ticket
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Gotta one way ticket
An there's no way out alive
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An there's no way out alive
An all this crass communication
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An all this crass communication
That has left you in the cold
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That has left you in the cold
Isn't much for consolation
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Isn't much for consolation
When you feel so weak and old
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When you feel so weak and old
But if home is where the heart is
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But if home is where the heart is
Then there's stories to be told
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Then there's stories to be told
No you don't need a doctor
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No you don't need a doctor
No one else can heal your soul
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No one else can heal your soul
  
Got your mind in submission
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Got your mind in submission
Got your life on the line
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Got your life on the line
But nobody pulled the trigger
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But nobody pulled the trigger
They just stepped aside
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They just stepped aside
They be down by the water
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They be down by the water
While you watch 'em waving goodbye
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While you watch 'em waving goodbye
They be callin' in the morning
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They be callin' in the morning
They be hangin' on the phone
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They be hangin' on the phone
They be waiting for an answer
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They be waiting for an answer
When you know nobody's home
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When you know nobody's home
And when the bell's stopped ringing
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And when the bell's stopped ringing
It was nobody's fault but your own
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It was nobody's fault but your own
There were always ample warnings
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There were always ample warnings
There were always subtle signs
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There were always subtle signs
And you would have seen it comin'
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And you would have seen it comin'
But we gave you too much time
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But we gave you too much time
And when you said
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And when you said
That no one's listening
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That no one's listening
Why'd your best friend drop a dime
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Why'd your best friend drop a dime
Sometimes we get so tired of waiting
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Sometimes we get so tired of waiting
For a way to spend our time
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For a way to spend our time
An "It's so easy" to be social
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An "It's so easy" to be social
"It's so easy" to be cool
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"It's so easy" to be cool
Yeah it's easy to be hungry
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Yeah it's easy to be hungry
When you ain't got shit to lose
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When you ain't got shit to lose
And I wish that I could help you
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And I wish that I could help you
With what you hope to find
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With what you hope to find
But I'm still out here waiting
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But I'm still out here waiting
Watching reruns of my life
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Watching reruns of my life
When you reach the point of breaking
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When you reach the point of breaking
Know it's gonna take some time
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Know it's gonna take some time
To heal the broken memories
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To heal the broken memories
That another man would need
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That another man would need
Just to survive... 🖤
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Just to survive... 🖤
 
   
 
   
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  Will write more tomorrow as long as the liquor store is open! Otherwise it will probably be the next day when my grandma gets back from Orlando and I get access to her liquor cabinet!  
 
  Will write more tomorrow as long as the liquor store is open! Otherwise it will probably be the next day when my grandma gets back from Orlando and I get access to her liquor cabinet!  
 
  Till then 🤘
 
  Till then 🤘

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A Headless Oarsman is a rower and a steerer of sea vessels, canoos, and all sorts of different varieties of "boats" and a headless conveyer and or physical mover of "oars" and "oceancraft" across a body of Water. But to confuse a Headless Oarsman for a "Mindless Oarsman" would be to confuse the Brain for the Mind. A horribly misconstrued common misconception...

Infact most Headless Oarsman contain their minds within their Oars. Although some keep their minds in a purse and or man-satchel typically located at the belt of the Headless Oarsman (many Headless Oarsman keep their minds in what are commonly known as "Mindshaft's" which are Cubical Minecraft looking cubbies to keep Minds and other assorted goods within.

Most Headless Oarsman contain a substance known as SaltBeer in their genitals which is a well known reservoir of sarcasm and a common reason for Teens watching bad Horror movies, especially those that take place at Sea... 💙

A Headless Oarsman song

Hey you caught me in a coma
And I don't think I wanna
Ever come back to this...world again
Kinda like it in a coma
'Cause no one's ever gonna
Oh, make me come back to this
World again
Now I feel as if I'm floating away
I can't feel all the pressure
And I like it this way
But my body's callin'
My body's callin'
Won't ya come back to this
World again
Suspended deep in a sea of black
I've got the light at the end
I've got the bones on the mast
Well I've gone sailin'
I've gone sailin'
I could leave so easily
While friends are calling back to me
I said they're
They're leaving it all up to me
When all I needed was clarity
And someone to tell me
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
GODDAMN IT
Slippin' farther and farther away
It's a miracle how long we can stay
In a world our minds created
In a world that's full of shit
HELP ME
HELP ME
HELP ME
HELP ME
BASTARD
Please understand me
I'm climbin' through the wreackage
Of all my twisted dreams
But this cheap investigation just
Can't stifle all my screams
And I'm waitin' at the crossroads
Waiting for you
Waiting for you
WHERE ARE YOU
No one's gonna bother me anymore
No one's gonna mess with my head no more
I can't understand what all the fightin's for
But it's so nice here down off the shore
I wish you could see this
'Cause there's nothing to see
It's peaceful here and it's fine with me
Not like the world where I used to live
I NEVER REALLY WANTED TO LIVE
ZAP HIM AGAIN
ZAP THE SON OF A BITCH AGAIN
You live your life like it's a coma
So won't you tell me why we'd wanna
With all the reasons you give it's
It's kinda hard to believe
But who am I to tell you that I've
Seen any reason why you should stay
Maybe we'd be better off
Without you anyway
You got a one way ticket
On your last chance ride
Gotta one way ticket
To your suicide
Gotta one way ticket
An there's no way out alive
An all this crass communication
That has left you in the cold
Isn't much for consolation
When you feel so weak and old
But if home is where the heart is
Then there's stories to be told
No you don't need a doctor
No one else can heal your soul
Got your mind in submission
Got your life on the line
But nobody pulled the trigger
They just stepped aside
They be down by the water
While you watch 'em waving goodbye
They be callin' in the morning
They be hangin' on the phone
They be waiting for an answer
When you know nobody's home
And when the bell's stopped ringing
It was nobody's fault but your own
There were always ample warnings
There were always subtle signs
And you would have seen it comin'
But we gave you too much time
And when you said
That no one's listening
Why'd your best friend drop a dime
Sometimes we get so tired of waiting
For a way to spend our time
An "It's so easy" to be social
"It's so easy" to be cool
Yeah it's easy to be hungry
When you ain't got shit to lose
And I wish that I could help you
With what you hope to find
But I'm still out here waiting
Watching reruns of my life
When you reach the point of breaking
Know it's gonna take some time
To heal the broken memories
That another man would need
Just to survive... 🖤

Will write more tomorrow as long as the liquor store is open! Otherwise it will probably be the next day when my grandma gets back from Orlando and I get access to her liquor cabinet! 
Till then 🤘