Guild of the Golden Chicken
The Guild of Golden Chicken is a guild whose members worship a golden chicken. When we're not questing and dueling we like to hang out at our guild hall, drink beer and pray to a golden chicken. Do you wanna know why we worship a golden chicken? Join the Guild of the Golden Chicken and find out. What do you have to lose?
...I have been informed by our lawyers that I must divulge information concerning the large golden chicken, our members pray to. It has crushed and killed many members through the years.
We here at the Guild of the Golden Chicken maintain that all golden chicken related deaths were merely unfortunate accidents. Join!
10:05 PM Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Godville. My Goddess, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity to declare it a sacred symbol of the “Guild of the Golden Chicken” guild.