Guide to the galaxy
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The galaxy can be very confusing sometimes, can't it? Especially for poor heroes who are incapable of any serious thinking without the help of their gods. Well, don't worry! Now your hero has his or her very own guide to the galaxy. This could be the end of all the annoying questions your hero tends to ask... Sadly, heroes almost never take the time to read this book. At least it can still be sold for a reasonable price.
"The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy is probably the most remarkable book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor-of which no Earth man would of heard of.
Not only I it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one-more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty More Things to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolom Cluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who is this God person ANYWAYS!?!?..." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Small Black Electronic Book with the words "Don't Panic" in large friendly letters inscribed on the cover.