Grupies

From GodWiki
Revision as of 14:18, 19 February 2019 by WardPhoenix (talk | contribs) (grupies)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
✍️This article is a stub.
That means we think there's room here for some great new content, and we think you might be the right person for the job! If you feel inspired, we think you should be bold and expand or rewrite it!
Monsters of Godville
Grupies
Grupie
grupie2.jpg
Grupies
Class Humanoid
Habitat Concerts, sports arenas
Description Too much make-up, platform heels, visible cleavage

The Grupie (Grupie) is a monster that is seldom seen in the light of day.

The Grupie is an elusive creature, often seen wandering at night in packs of three or more. It generally ignores most people, but seem to be drawn to musicians. When a bard or a minstrel behind to perform a sonnet, or even a simple limerick, the Grupie screams wildly and tries to get the attention of the performer.

They have been known to stalk musicians and attempt to mate with them. They would seem suitable to mate with to the uneducated eye, but they are toxic to humans and deliver a potpourri of disease to the poor soul who falls for their mating dance.

DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR DECEPTIONS AND KILL THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!


Attributes

Strengths

  • Ear drum piercing shriek
  • Can imbibe 3x the typical amount of alcohol and recreational drugs without sustaining damage
  • Promiscuity

Weaknesses

  • Any musician
  • Body glitter
  • Discount make-up