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==A summary of the Green Bottles Cult==
 
==A summary of the Green Bottles Cult==
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Held in the highest amongst the most well-known connoisseurs of humanity and drunkards alike, the Green Bottle Cult consists of members who adhere to the (somewhat) obvious standard of only drinking beverages which have been packaged, shipped, and distributed in a green bottle. We can all attest to the beauty of the green bottle.
 
Held in the highest amongst the most well-known connoisseurs of humanity and drunkards alike, the Green Bottle Cult consists of members who adhere to the (somewhat) obvious standard of only drinking beverages which have been packaged, shipped, and distributed in a green bottle. We can all attest to the beauty of the green bottle.
  
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==50 Shades of Green==
 
The exact shades, tints, and hues of the green bottle is a matter of personal preference.  
 
The exact shades, tints, and hues of the green bottle is a matter of personal preference.  
There are a wide variety of hues in the green family which are acceptable for our members to choose from which include include: absinthe, algae, artichoke, asparagus, aquamarine, avocado, bamboo, beryl, bright, cabbage, cactus, camouflage, celery, chartreuse, celadon, champagne, chlorophyll, citrus, coriander, cucumber, dark moss, dead-leaf, deep green, dill, envy, eucalyptus, evergreen, field, fern, fir, forest, golf, graceful, green, harlequin, hunter, jungle, kale, kelly, kelp, khaki, kiwi, laurel, lawn, leaf, leek, lime, malachite, mantis, melon, midnight, military, mint, mistletoe, moss, myrtle, neon, olive, olive drab, pale, pastel, pea, pear, pine, poison ivy, puke, moss, jade, reseda, rifle, sage, salad, sap, sea, sea foam, seaweed, shamrock green, spring, spearmint, spinach, teal, tree, tropical, turtle, verde, vineyard, viridian, wasabi, William Hooker’s green, willow, yellow-green, and zombie. Scholars agree there are endless naming variations for the green colors, e.g., blue-green, clear green, peacock green, jade green, apple-green, emerald green, grass green, citron, etc. Honestly, though; every guild initiate is trained regarding the true definition of green glass; which is the longtime glassmaker term for glass with a variably aqua coloration from the naturally occurring iron in the sand used for making glass and neither colorized nor decolorized.
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There are a wide variety of hues in the green family which are acceptable for our members to choose from which include include: absinthe, algae, artichoke, asparagus, aquamarine, avocado, bamboo, beryl, bright, cabbage, cactus, camouflage, celery, chartreuse, celadon, champagne, chlorophyll, citrus, coriander, cucumber, dark moss, dead-leaf, deep green, dill, envy, eucalyptus, evergreen, field, fern, fir, forest, golf, graceful, green, harlequin, hunter, jungle, kale, kelly, kelp, khaki, kiwi, laurel, lawn, leaf, leek, lime, malachite, mantis, melon, midnight, military, mint, mistletoe, moss, myrtle, neon, olive, olive drab, pale, pastel, pea, pear, pine, poison ivy, puke, moss, jade, reseda, rifle, sage, salad, sap, sea, sea foam, seaweed, shamrock green, spring, spearmint, spinach, teal, tree, tropical, turtle, verde, vineyard, viridian, wasabi, William Hooker’s green, willow, yellow-green, and zombie.  
  
Luckily for adherents of this notorious cult, there are many varieties of drinks sold in green bottles including cider, milk, soda, juice, flavored coffee, champagne, cognac, scotch whisky, gin, ale, porter, wine, and beer. Compounds, tonics, and medicines are only ever dispensed in a green bottle by the pharmacy for our guild doctor.  
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Scholars agree there are endless naming variations for the green colors, e.g., blue-green, clear green, peacock green, jade green, apple-green, emerald green, grass green, citron, etc. Honestly, though; every guild initiate is trained regarding the true definition of green glass; which is the longtime glassmaker term for glass with a variably aqua coloration from the naturally occurring iron in the sand used for making glass and neither colorized nor decolorized.
  
Sadly, (and perhaps purposefully, with a bit of spite) the water bottling companies have neglected to package water in green bottles, and would have left the cult's followers condemned to rehydrate only with Perrier, with a lime in it. It was this very cruelty that led to the demise of the Guild founder and first Guild Master, Alastair Beardach, who chose to subsist on scotch alone (defying conventional thought and wisdom) and ultimately paying the price. (Literally leaving his entire fortune to the distilleries of the Highlands, that his cause might continue for generations.) The second Guild Master, Harold Greenly, promptly amended the constitution allowing for used green bottles to be filled with mineral, spring, or tap water at natural springs, streams, wells, taps, and replicators.
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==Green Bottles: What’s in them?==
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Luckily for adherents of this notorious guild, there are many varieties of drinks sold in green bottles including cider, milk, soda, juice, flavored coffee, champagne, cognac, scotch whisky, gin, ale, porter, wine, and beer. Compounds, tonics, and medicines are only ever dispensed in a green bottle by the pharmacy for our guild doctor. Members are reminded to save these medicinal bottles and incorporate them into our green bottle collection.
  
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Sadly, (and perhaps purposefully, with a bit of spite) the water bottling companies have for some reason consistently neglected to package water in green bottles, and would have left the cult's followers condemned to rehydrate only with Perrier, with a lime in it. It was this very cruelty that led to the demise of the Guild founder and first Guild Master, Alastair Beardach, who chose to subsist on scotch alone (defying conventional thought and wisdom) and ultimately paying the price. (Literally leaving his entire fortune to the distilleries of the Highlands, that his cause might continue for generations.) The second Guild Master, Harold Greenly, promptly amended the constitution allowing for used green bottles to be filled with mineral, spring, or tap water at waterfalls, natural springs, reservoirs, streams, lakes, glaciers, wells, taps, atmospheric water generators, condensation stations, distillation devices, solar stills, waterstones, and replicators.
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==Finding Green Bottles: A Guide==
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Paint swatches and photos of green jars, pots, vases, boxes, containers, flags, painted pictures, statues, guitars, furniture, clothing items, and other miscellaneous items are kept in the guild closet as guides for potential recruits and new members to use as acceptable colors for donations to our collection and may be checked out (similar to a library book) for reference. The checked out photo or paint swatch is required to be returned, along with at least one green bottle to be added to our collection. A deposit is no longer required prior to checking out these paint swatches or photos, thanks to a generous donation by the November Publishing Company. Note: a reference from an active guild member will waive the requirement to return the photo or paint swatch, but not the required donation of a green bottle.
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==Green Bottle Guild Guidebook==
 
The modern iteration of this guild has added a few more practical goals to its basic constitution, including:
 
The modern iteration of this guild has added a few more practical goals to its basic constitution, including:
  
#All members regardless of rank - from new recruit to Brewmaster - is required to add their green bottles to our guild green bottle collection, found in the inner sanctum at least once a year.
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#All members regardless of rank - from new recruit to Brewmaster - are required to add at least one of green bottle to our guild green bottle collection, found in the inner sanctum at least once a year. Our bar also has green bottles available for purchase which can in turn be donated to fulfill this requirement. All green bottles discovered, found, used, and/or purchased are required to be donated to our collection by our members.  
 
#If a member has the time, and they can convince their hero to do so, work to slowly take over the world on behalf of the Green Bottle Cult guild by buying a green bottle from locations far and wide to add to our collection.  
 
#If a member has the time, and they can convince their hero to do so, work to slowly take over the world on behalf of the Green Bottle Cult guild by buying a green bottle from locations far and wide to add to our collection.  
 
#Travel from Land’s End to John O'Groats in Scotland or Givat Shmuel, Israel and place your one of a kind green bottle on the Great Wall of Green Bottles.
 
#Travel from Land’s End to John O'Groats in Scotland or Givat Shmuel, Israel and place your one of a kind green bottle on the Great Wall of Green Bottles.
#Once a year, on St. Swithun's day (July 15th), all guild members must meet and take a drink from a green bottle, and say a prayer or small blessing for three seconds. Thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then pass the bottle to share the drink with your guild members until the drink contained therein is gone. Everyone at the gathering should then sing “The Near Future (How Dry I Am)” in order to prevent it from raining.
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#Once a year, on St. Swithun's day (July 15th), all guild members must meet and take a drink from a green bottle, and say a prayer or small blessing for three seconds. Thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then pass the bottle to share the drink with your guild members until the drink contained therein is gone. Everyone at the gathering should then sing “The Near Future (How Dry I Am)” in order to prevent it from raining.
 
#Wear a kilt all of the time. ALL OF THE TIME. Some exceptions exist, like if you find a really cool pair of trousers. Hand made, period-correct, one of a kind dresses are also acceptable.
 
#Wear a kilt all of the time. ALL OF THE TIME. Some exceptions exist, like if you find a really cool pair of trousers. Hand made, period-correct, one of a kind dresses are also acceptable.
# Guild Members, friends, and visitors alike are all reminded to leave your drama and politics at our famous guild bar, ”Vegas”. Our bar motto had become a worldwide-known slogan, “whatever happens (or is discussed) in Vegas, stays in Vegas”.
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# All guild members must know how to whistle. This tenant has been in place since the foundation of the guild itself, but had somehow gotten lost along the way. Please note: for any members who absolutely cannot whistle, they must always carry a green bottle with them to blow into instead. They will be required to blow into or across their bottles during any and all campfire tales, while the other members whistle.
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# Our new Cassmin Gift & Treat Shop has just opened. Our gift shop offers non-members can purchase green balloons, stuffed plush animals, flags, wind chimes,  candies, knick-knacks, picture frames, other household decorations, fake and real flowers, a variety of greeting cards, as well as various designed and plain papers for messages for the green bottles in our bar. Gift shop guests are all reminded that items in the shop are only available in the color green. Also there is a posted sign that only guild members are eligible to purchase green bottles through the gift shop, but these bottles are immediately added to our collection on display and not available for carry-out unless they have a letter from the guild physician verifying they are unable to whistle (see above rule).
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# Guild Members, friends, and visitors alike are all reminded to leave your drama, problems, and politics at the door of our infamous guild bar known as Vegas. Twinkling green lights on the ceilings and walls lined with all types of green bottles filled with a handwritten message inside each one written by every hero before they get drunk and/or leave, our bar Vegas is truly a sight to see and the place to be. Everyone has heard the tales of how fun our bar is, all the things you can do here, stories of famous heroes who have visited us, and photos of heroes getting dressed up in crazy costumes for our super easy, barely an inconvenience drive-through weddings available at our bar have even been shared. Please note that our drive-through weddings do require a non-refundable deposit of a green bottle for our collection. Our bar motto has since become the famous worldwide-known slogan, “whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” despite the fact that legendary stories about the bar and what a hero did there are frequently told although perhaps occasionally exaggerated.
  
 
==Elite Guild Members==
 
==Elite Guild Members==
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*Harold Greenly - second guild leader, allowed for green bottles to be refilled with water so members could enjoy their hydration responsibility if and when they chose to do so.
 
*Harold Greenly - second guild leader, allowed for green bottles to be refilled with water so members could enjoy their hydration responsibility if and when they chose to do so.
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*BenevolentMalevolent - Multi-time guild leader and all around friendly goofball. Responsible for scaling Mount Saint Bottle, which was really just an inordinate amount of empty green bottles that no one had recycled. So, he decided to take it upon himself to scale the mighty mountain and gather every single bottle for his guild. There is a commemorative plaque marking his large donation hanging in the archway of the inner sanctum.
  
 
*Agata-sama* - Current Guild Leader, elected during a great game of spin the green bottle.
 
*Agata-sama* - Current Guild Leader, elected during a great game of spin the green bottle.
  
 
==Brewmasters==
 
==Brewmasters==
These are the guild members who have all carved their names onto the bottom of their  barstools in order to save their seats while they venture back to town to get coins to buy more green bottles:
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These are the guild members who have all carved their names onto the bottom of their  barstools in order to save their seats for whenever they venture back to town to get coins to buy more green bottles:
 
*Ikomak1  
 
*Ikomak1  
 
*Red Mag
 
*Red Mag
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==In Closing==
 
==In Closing==
We hope you have enjoyed this look into guild history, and that you sincerely consider joining us. Please feel free to visit and see what one of the oldest guilds has available. We offer free tours of our guild in exchange for a donation of a green bottle to add to our collection.  
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We hope you have enjoyed this look into our guild history, and that you sincerely consider joining us and contributing to our extensive but always growing green bottle collection. Please feel free to visit our guild hall to see what one of the oldest guilds in the world has to offer.  
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Free tours of our guild in exchange for a donation of a green bottle to add to our collection.
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Backstage passes to our guild are also available to be purchased from our Brewmasters and guild leaders. Backstage passes allow you to visit our green bottle viewing room, which features cathedral style windows so you can see our inner sanctum. You can watch us carefully clean and sanitize each and every green bottle before we add it to our collection. You might even get the random number generated chance to meet a guild member or two. Please note though that meeting a member of the guild is never guaranteed, so not meeting a member of the guild will not result in any type of refund or return of green bottles donated in exchange for the tours.
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In order to obtain one backstage pass; please bring at least a dozen unique, handmade, green bottles. If you and a companion would like a tour, please bring two dozen bottles and so on. Unfortunately at this time, there is not a bottle group discount since all tours are basically free.
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Heroes are strongly encouraged to leave their pets in the fenced-in guild petting zoo during their visits due to an incident where a pet climbed into one of the storage closets and was not found until the next morning by the guild janitor. Luckily, no green bottles were harmed during this particular event.
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Please note - if you do not have a green bottle, your hero can consider a donation of coins or gold. However, these types of substitute donations made to the guild  in the place of green bottles can only be approved by elite members (Brewmasters), our current guild leader, or any of our former guild leaders before going on a tour of the guild.
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We always have room for one more here at the guild bar where nobody knows your name, but they’re always glad you came. We’ll leave the Christmas lights and neon signs on for you.  
  
For backstage passes to our guild to visit our viewing room, which features cathedral windows to see our inner sanctum where you can watch us carefully clean and add to our green bottle collection, and the chance to meet a few of our guild members, please bring at least a dozen unique, handmade, green bottles. We always have room for one more here at the guild bar where nobody knows your name, but they’re always glad you came. We’ll leave the Christmas lights and neon signs on for you.  
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==Godville Times Mentions & Inclusions==
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#3775, Day 4019 ge.
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Let it be known that the 35 members of Green Bottle's Cult are some pretty cool guys. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “brewmaster”. Despite all the protests, the Barbeerian is a totem of this guild. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.
  
 
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Green Bottle's Cult inner sanctum
Green Bottle's Cult
Motto: Only a green bottle will do!
Gold Fund: 25638 c.u. c.u.
Guild Page: Green Bottle's Cult 


A summary of the Green Bottles Cult

Founded in the 814 B.C. by the Phoenicians, almost simultaneously with the founding of Carthage, the 'Green Bottles Cult' is one of the oldest guilds in the world. This infamous guild has been whispered about in bars and taverns 'cross the globe, and more recently in spaceport watering holes as far away as the Pleiads and the Milliways.

Held in the highest amongst the most well-known connoisseurs of humanity and drunkards alike, the Green Bottle Cult consists of members who adhere to the (somewhat) obvious standard of only drinking beverages which have been packaged, shipped, and distributed in a green bottle. We can all attest to the beauty of the green bottle.

50 Shades of Green

The exact shades, tints, and hues of the green bottle is a matter of personal preference. There are a wide variety of hues in the green family which are acceptable for our members to choose from which include include: absinthe, algae, artichoke, asparagus, aquamarine, avocado, bamboo, beryl, bright, cabbage, cactus, camouflage, celery, chartreuse, celadon, champagne, chlorophyll, citrus, coriander, cucumber, dark moss, dead-leaf, deep green, dill, envy, eucalyptus, evergreen, field, fern, fir, forest, golf, graceful, green, harlequin, hunter, jungle, kale, kelly, kelp, khaki, kiwi, laurel, lawn, leaf, leek, lime, malachite, mantis, melon, midnight, military, mint, mistletoe, moss, myrtle, neon, olive, olive drab, pale, pastel, pea, pear, pine, poison ivy, puke, moss, jade, reseda, rifle, sage, salad, sap, sea, sea foam, seaweed, shamrock green, spring, spearmint, spinach, teal, tree, tropical, turtle, verde, vineyard, viridian, wasabi, William Hooker’s green, willow, yellow-green, and zombie.

Scholars agree there are endless naming variations for the green colors, e.g., blue-green, clear green, peacock green, jade green, apple-green, emerald green, grass green, citron, etc. Honestly, though; every guild initiate is trained regarding the true definition of green glass; which is the longtime glassmaker term for glass with a variably aqua coloration from the naturally occurring iron in the sand used for making glass and neither colorized nor decolorized.

Green Bottles: What’s in them?

Luckily for adherents of this notorious guild, there are many varieties of drinks sold in green bottles including cider, milk, soda, juice, flavored coffee, champagne, cognac, scotch whisky, gin, ale, porter, wine, and beer. Compounds, tonics, and medicines are only ever dispensed in a green bottle by the pharmacy for our guild doctor. Members are reminded to save these medicinal bottles and incorporate them into our green bottle collection.

Sadly, (and perhaps purposefully, with a bit of spite) the water bottling companies have for some reason consistently neglected to package water in green bottles, and would have left the cult's followers condemned to rehydrate only with Perrier, with a lime in it. It was this very cruelty that led to the demise of the Guild founder and first Guild Master, Alastair Beardach, who chose to subsist on scotch alone (defying conventional thought and wisdom) and ultimately paying the price. (Literally leaving his entire fortune to the distilleries of the Highlands, that his cause might continue for generations.) The second Guild Master, Harold Greenly, promptly amended the constitution allowing for used green bottles to be filled with mineral, spring, or tap water at waterfalls, natural springs, reservoirs, streams, lakes, glaciers, wells, taps, atmospheric water generators, condensation stations, distillation devices, solar stills, waterstones, and replicators.

Finding Green Bottles: A Guide

Paint swatches and photos of green jars, pots, vases, boxes, containers, flags, painted pictures, statues, guitars, furniture, clothing items, and other miscellaneous items are kept in the guild closet as guides for potential recruits and new members to use as acceptable colors for donations to our collection and may be checked out (similar to a library book) for reference. The checked out photo or paint swatch is required to be returned, along with at least one green bottle to be added to our collection. A deposit is no longer required prior to checking out these paint swatches or photos, thanks to a generous donation by the November Publishing Company. Note: a reference from an active guild member will waive the requirement to return the photo or paint swatch, but not the required donation of a green bottle.

Green Bottle Guild Guidebook

The modern iteration of this guild has added a few more practical goals to its basic constitution, including:

  1. All members regardless of rank - from new recruit to Brewmaster - are required to add at least one of green bottle to our guild green bottle collection, found in the inner sanctum at least once a year. Our bar also has green bottles available for purchase which can in turn be donated to fulfill this requirement. All green bottles discovered, found, used, and/or purchased are required to be donated to our collection by our members.
  2. If a member has the time, and they can convince their hero to do so, work to slowly take over the world on behalf of the Green Bottle Cult guild by buying a green bottle from locations far and wide to add to our collection.
  3. Travel from Land’s End to John O'Groats in Scotland or Givat Shmuel, Israel and place your one of a kind green bottle on the Great Wall of Green Bottles.
  4. Once a year, on St. Swithun's day (July 15th), all guild members must meet and take a drink from a green bottle, and say a prayer or small blessing for three seconds. Thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then pass the bottle to share the drink with your guild members until the drink contained therein is gone. Everyone at the gathering should then sing “The Near Future (How Dry I Am)” in order to prevent it from raining.
  5. Wear a kilt all of the time. ALL OF THE TIME. Some exceptions exist, like if you find a really cool pair of trousers. Hand made, period-correct, one of a kind dresses are also acceptable.
  6. All guild members must know how to whistle. This tenant has been in place since the foundation of the guild itself, but had somehow gotten lost along the way. Please note: for any members who absolutely cannot whistle, they must always carry a green bottle with them to blow into instead. They will be required to blow into or across their bottles during any and all campfire tales, while the other members whistle.
  7. Our new Cassmin Gift & Treat Shop has just opened. Our gift shop offers non-members can purchase green balloons, stuffed plush animals, flags, wind chimes, candies, knick-knacks, picture frames, other household decorations, fake and real flowers, a variety of greeting cards, as well as various designed and plain papers for messages for the green bottles in our bar. Gift shop guests are all reminded that items in the shop are only available in the color green. Also there is a posted sign that only guild members are eligible to purchase green bottles through the gift shop, but these bottles are immediately added to our collection on display and not available for carry-out unless they have a letter from the guild physician verifying they are unable to whistle (see above rule).
  8. Guild Members, friends, and visitors alike are all reminded to leave your drama, problems, and politics at the door of our infamous guild bar known as Vegas. Twinkling green lights on the ceilings and walls lined with all types of green bottles filled with a handwritten message inside each one written by every hero before they get drunk and/or leave, our bar Vegas is truly a sight to see and the place to be. Everyone has heard the tales of how fun our bar is, all the things you can do here, stories of famous heroes who have visited us, and photos of heroes getting dressed up in crazy costumes for our super easy, barely an inconvenience drive-through weddings available at our bar have even been shared. Please note that our drive-through weddings do require a non-refundable deposit of a green bottle for our collection. Our bar motto has since become the famous worldwide-known slogan, “whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” despite the fact that legendary stories about the bar and what a hero did there are frequently told although perhaps occasionally exaggerated.

Elite Guild Members

The following is a list of members who have achieved greatness simply by continuing to sit on their barstool and staying in the guild, versus those who have chosen to get up to leave in order to drink elsewhere.

  • Alastair Beardach* - Founder & First Guild Leader, who founded the guild after accepting the drunken dare from his friend who dared to think our great guild would never be successful.
  • Harold Greenly - second guild leader, allowed for green bottles to be refilled with water so members could enjoy their hydration responsibility if and when they chose to do so.
  • BenevolentMalevolent - Multi-time guild leader and all around friendly goofball. Responsible for scaling Mount Saint Bottle, which was really just an inordinate amount of empty green bottles that no one had recycled. So, he decided to take it upon himself to scale the mighty mountain and gather every single bottle for his guild. There is a commemorative plaque marking his large donation hanging in the archway of the inner sanctum.
  • Agata-sama* - Current Guild Leader, elected during a great game of spin the green bottle.

Brewmasters

These are the guild members who have all carved their names onto the bottom of their barstools in order to save their seats for whenever they venture back to town to get coins to buy more green bottles:

  • Ikomak1
  • Red Mag
  • Caria
  • UrsusMedved
  • BenevolentMelevolent

In Closing

We hope you have enjoyed this look into our guild history, and that you sincerely consider joining us and contributing to our extensive but always growing green bottle collection. Please feel free to visit our guild hall to see what one of the oldest guilds in the world has to offer.

Free tours of our guild in exchange for a donation of a green bottle to add to our collection.

Backstage passes to our guild are also available to be purchased from our Brewmasters and guild leaders. Backstage passes allow you to visit our green bottle viewing room, which features cathedral style windows so you can see our inner sanctum. You can watch us carefully clean and sanitize each and every green bottle before we add it to our collection. You might even get the random number generated chance to meet a guild member or two. Please note though that meeting a member of the guild is never guaranteed, so not meeting a member of the guild will not result in any type of refund or return of green bottles donated in exchange for the tours.

In order to obtain one backstage pass; please bring at least a dozen unique, handmade, green bottles. If you and a companion would like a tour, please bring two dozen bottles and so on. Unfortunately at this time, there is not a bottle group discount since all tours are basically free.

Heroes are strongly encouraged to leave their pets in the fenced-in guild petting zoo during their visits due to an incident where a pet climbed into one of the storage closets and was not found until the next morning by the guild janitor. Luckily, no green bottles were harmed during this particular event.

Please note - if you do not have a green bottle, your hero can consider a donation of coins or gold. However, these types of substitute donations made to the guild in the place of green bottles can only be approved by elite members (Brewmasters), our current guild leader, or any of our former guild leaders before going on a tour of the guild.

We always have room for one more here at the guild bar where nobody knows your name, but they’re always glad you came. We’ll leave the Christmas lights and neon signs on for you.

Godville Times Mentions & Inclusions

  1. 3775, Day 4019 ge.

Let it be known that the 35 members of Green Bottle's Cult are some pretty cool guys. Some of the guild members have been heard calling each other “brewmaster”. Despite all the protests, the Barbeerian is a totem of this guild. Based on the Guild Council excerpts seen by the Godville Times Editor... nevermind.