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<p>Once long thought to be a legend, the '''Governator''' was first seen on the shores of the western world.  Believed to have come from the legendary lands of Austria, the Governator worked tirelessly until he was able to secure his place as ruler of the western world.  No one thought he would succeed, a once champion of the big screen and “one-liners,” the Governator won over the support of the populace to secure his place.  Today the Governator enjoys such hobbies as attending the “Gun Show” and pumping Iron with the best of them.  He has since mellowed in his career but will forever be immortalized in the hearts and minds of anyone from the 90’s.</p>
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Once long thought to be a legend, the '''Governator''' was first seen on the shores of the western world.   
  
The '''Governator''' brings us classic quotes such as:
 
  
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
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Believed to have come from the legendary lands of Austria, the Governator worked tirelessly until he was able to secure his place as ruler of the western world. No one thought he would succeed, a once champion of the big screen and “one-liners,” the Governator won over the support of the populace to secure his place.  Today the Governator enjoys such hobbies as attending the “Gun Show” and pumping Iron with the best of them.  He has since mellowed in his career but will forever be immortalized in the hearts and minds of anyone from the 90’s.</p>
  
"Milk is for babies. When  you grow up, you have to drink beer."
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== Quotes ==
  
"My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it."
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The '''Governator''' brings us classic quotes such as:
 
 
"It's simple - if it jiggles, it's fat."
 
 
 
"The difference is... I'm just going to kill you."
 
  
"What is best in life: Crush your enemies; see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"
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*If it bleeds, we can kill it.}}
 
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*Milk is for babies. When  you grow up, you have to drink beer.}}
"Some information I just keep to myself."
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*My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.}}
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*It's simple - if it jiggles, it's fat.}}
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*The difference is... I'm just going to kill you.}}
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*What is best in life: Crush your enemies; see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!}}
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*Some information I just keep to myself.}}
  
 
== Attributes ==
 
== Attributes ==
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* Has heart problems
 
* Has heart problems
 
* Can never run for president
 
* Can never run for president
 
[[Category:Monsters]]
 

Revision as of 14:12, 19 February 2019

Monsters of Godville
Governator
governator2.jpg
Class Humanoid
Habitat Near a source of money
Description Power-hungry muscle man

Once long thought to be a legend, the Governator was first seen on the shores of the western world.


Believed to have come from the legendary lands of Austria, the Governator worked tirelessly until he was able to secure his place as ruler of the western world. No one thought he would succeed, a once champion of the big screen and “one-liners,” the Governator won over the support of the populace to secure his place. Today the Governator enjoys such hobbies as attending the “Gun Show” and pumping Iron with the best of them. He has since mellowed in his career but will forever be immortalized in the hearts and minds of anyone from the 90’s.

Quotes

The Governator brings us classic quotes such as:

  • If it bleeds, we can kill it.}}
  • Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you have to drink beer.}}
  • My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.}}
  • It's simple - if it jiggles, it's fat.}}
  • The difference is... I'm just going to kill you.}}
  • What is best in life: Crush your enemies; see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!}}
  • Some information I just keep to myself.}}

Attributes

Strengths

  • Virtually indestructible
  • Can lift any size pet over its head with ease
  • Carries its own personal arsenal around at all times
  • Can tolerate extreme heat without breaking a sweat
  • Some of its sayings are legendary

Weaknesses

  • When a hero acts like a girly man
  • Needs performance-enhancing herbs to function
  • It has retired from most of its successful ventures
  • Has heart problems
  • Can never run for president