A summary of Godville Royalty
Welcome! This is the Godville Royalty guild. If you are royalty, then this is the guild for you! If you aren’t, that’s ok, just don’t tell anyone and we’ll let you in anyway. Probably.
How to become a member of Godville Royalty
- Buy your way in (Don’t Do This)
Any Godville merchant may be willing to sell you a tiny plot of land at a hefty price and let you call yourself “Lord (or Lady) So-and-so.” However, doing so doesn’t grant your hero / heroine any _actual_ legal rights or privileges associated with being royalty according to Godville law. It is important to note this most likely won’t stop your hero from trying to do it anyway, if they have the funds (unless they run into a bar to buy a beer first).
There’s one exception - you can buy the hereditary title of a Godville baron if you complete an application and attach all of the following: at least eight figures from savings, one hundred gold bricks, a finished temple, one thousand logs, a finished ark, a level 50 pet, and but the title comes without the associated patch of land. But even if you do this to try to shore up some legitimate claim to your royal Godville ancestry, it won’t get your hero any actual role or duties in Godville. Save your money so your hero can spend it on beer, which they eventually will do without your influence anyway.
- Join “Godville Royalty” Guild (Try This)
When you find the perfect guild like this for your hero, you just know. Send the message join “Godville Royalty” Guild to your hero until he or she actually starts to join. It may take several sends of the same message to get your hero to hear you. They are not royalty yet, so don’t be too harsh on them about it. Also, be warned that being royalty can be stressful. If you don’t check up on your hero at least once every 30 days or so, he or she will start to leave the guild (no matter what rank of royalty they have achieved at the time). When this happens, just tell them to “cancel quest” to get them to stay. Again, it may take a few sends of the same message to get them to hear you over the pops of all the paparazzi flash bulbs and adoring fans surrounding them.
Guild inclusion in the game
The guild was selected as in the _Godville Times_, Edition 2935, Day 3179
Godville Royalty is a heroic horde of 30 heads located around the 14th place in the pantheon of duelery. This guild specializes in how to plant evidence in the monster's garden.