One day, I will put something here... one day.
Full name: Gary-sue Q. Magoo*. Because his parents were sick people with a cruel sense of humor. How he got his name, no one is sure. His family's name is actually something innocuous like Jackson probably. Maybe he got his name on a drunken dare.
* What does the Q stand for? If you guessed pretty much anything, you're wrong. The Q stands for "Edgar."