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Originally taken on in a half-dare, half punishment by the god {{God|Jimbob64|temple = 11.02.2012 15:22|extended = yes please}}, who promised to raise him up to the status of epic legendary hero, never to return until his mission is fulfilled. (Insanity pleas having fallen on deaf ears, Jimbob has now accepted he's probably stuck on the mortal plane forever with only his devoted yet clueless man-child prophet for company.)
 
Originally taken on in a half-dare, half punishment by the god {{God|Jimbob64|temple = 11.02.2012 15:22|extended = yes please}}, who promised to raise him up to the status of epic legendary hero, never to return until his mission is fulfilled. (Insanity pleas having fallen on deaf ears, Jimbob has now accepted he's probably stuck on the mortal plane forever with only his devoted yet clueless man-child prophet for company.)
  
About the man himself... like a goldfish, he seems to remember only the last four seconds of his life, at least when inebriated. He tends to live "in the moment" 24/7, regardless. Best described as "7 feet of brawn, beer breath, and blissful apathy" he is said to posess the inner peace of a Zen or Buudhist master... which only makes sense when considering the vast evidence against him ordinarily being capable of more complex thought.
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About the man himself...  He tends to live "in the moment" 24/7, regardless. Best described as "7 feet of brawn, beer breath, and blissful apathy" he is said to posess the inner peace of a Zen or Buudhist master... which only makes sense when considering the vast evidence against him ordinarily being capable of more complex thought.
  
 
Waaaaaay too easygoing and trusting, in the words of his own god. Once gave 10,000 gold to a complete stranger claiming to be a con man (no doubt) who "needed the money to go straight." No one ever saw that money again. And despite his god once using him for ''target practice'' and a lightning rod, he believes to this day that every one of those hits was an accident, and continues to cheer his god on when this happens, firmly believing "his aim will improve eventually."
 
Waaaaaay too easygoing and trusting, in the words of his own god. Once gave 10,000 gold to a complete stranger claiming to be a con man (no doubt) who "needed the money to go straight." No one ever saw that money again. And despite his god once using him for ''target practice'' and a lightning rod, he believes to this day that every one of those hits was an accident, and continues to cheer his god on when this happens, firmly believing "his aim will improve eventually."
 
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Right. About... him. He's not exactly stupid, just oblivious to most things, with a simple mind preferring to skip over more complicated things when possible and just "wing it" rather than give concentrated thought to most of his quests. As a result he may cause as many problems as he solves when on a mission. Which creates problems he then sets out to fix in the mission after that.  It's a vicious cycle. Or would be if he ever noticed. He never. Freaking. Thinks. And in the words of Death, "Guy's already dead from the neck up, pretty much, so there's not much to be done but take him to the astral plane for a time-out until that lunatic wine god shows up to claim him after he's thought about what he's done for a bit."
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Right. About... him. He's not exactly stupid, just oblivious to most things, with a simple mind preferring to skip over more complicated things when possible and just "wing it" rather than give concentrated thought to most of his quests.
 
 
Jimbob64 objects to being called a wine god, but until he has the heart to talk to his hero about healthy lifestyle choices- oh, who can go on with a straight face? To be continued, later.
 
Honestly, Gary-sue seems to have a good deal of trouble processing the idea that someone might wish to harm or provoke him. Which is at once fortunate and unfortunate, given how grating the constant puppy-like cheer and trust can be after about -'scuse me. ZAP! that long. 
 
 
 
Originally born in a small dwelling in Bumchester, as a very small child he and his family were forced to move out because they could no longer afford the rent for their home- which by the way was free. Inheirited the same drinking habits as the rest of his family. Luckily for him, however, he has something his family never did before: a ''god'' who promised to look after him. Even if a very reluctant and sarcastic one at times. Because when it comes to omnipotent guardian spirits, a half-hearted attempt to help by a lazy one is better than none at all.
 
 
 
  
 
To be continued. Rambling's done for now.
 
To be continued. Rambling's done for now.

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One day, I will put something here... one day. Sooner than you might think... Thank you GodSourceRunner (U • C • T) !


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COMING ...EVENTUALLY: CHRONICLE ARCHIVE

What will be the link to the most current episode will be HERE as soon as I remember how to make a Wiki link to http://godvillegame.com/gods/Jimbob64#chronicle & the previous sections will go below here, with titles made up after the fact because after the first few there's going to be a table of contents anyway.


Originally taken on in a half-dare, half punishment by the god GodJimbob64 (U • C • T) , who promised to raise him up to the status of epic legendary hero, never to return until his mission is fulfilled. (Insanity pleas having fallen on deaf ears, Jimbob has now accepted he's probably stuck on the mortal plane forever with only his devoted yet clueless man-child prophet for company.)

About the man himself...  He tends to live "in the moment" 24/7, regardless. Best described as "7 feet of brawn, beer breath, and blissful apathy" he is said to posess the inner peace of a Zen or Buudhist master... which only makes sense when considering the vast evidence against him ordinarily being capable of more complex thought.

Waaaaaay too easygoing and trusting, in the words of his own god. Once gave 10,000 gold to a complete stranger claiming to be a con man (no doubt) who "needed the money to go straight." No one ever saw that money again. And despite his god once using him for target practice and a lightning rod, he believes to this day that every one of those hits was an accident, and continues to cheer his god on when this happens, firmly believing "his aim will improve eventually."


Right. About... him. He's not exactly stupid, just oblivious to most things, with a simple mind preferring to skip over more complicated things when possible and just "wing it" rather than give concentrated thought to most of his quests.

To be continued. Rambling's done for now.


Blah be blah de blah put something here for real once I explain how come his rocky raccoon is both legally his father now and authorized to make end-of-life decisions for him. Introducing the topic is probably going to be the biggest challenge.


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