Free fall accelerator

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The Free fall accelerator is a rare artifact which allows the person possessing it to hit the ground harder and faster so to allow less time for fear to kick in, usually leaving the person dead about 1-59 seconds sooner than than normal. It has been advertised as "an excellent birthday gift for enemies, fantastic anniversary present for those people who really annoy you" by its manufacturer, Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.