Fountain of Youth

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Geography of Godville
Fountain of Youth
Fountain of Youth in Herolympus
Description It never gets old.

Fountain of Youth in Herolympus

The original Fountain of Youth is located in Herolympus in the northeast mountains. Despite the constant tales of hero's and adventurers dying for the substance, Its actually not a big deal in the land.

Natives in the region have actually learned to convert the beer (with the help of their god of course) into a non-fat chocolate beer.

The area surrounding the Fountain of Youth is said to be grey, dead, and inhabited by the spirits of dead heroes who went searching for it. The fountain is said to be 50,000 years old, but myths of it didn't begin until about 1500 years ago when nomads trekked up the winding mountains and crossed the black seas to the area. Numerous tales say the nomads drank from the beer-tasting waters and are still alive to this day.

Fountain of Youth in Godville

The Fountain of Youth in Godville. The wide area makes for an excellent place to take a bath.

The Fountain of Youth also has a franchise near the center of Godville. Near the fountain is the Soap Shop of Premature Aging, which gives away free soap to all heroes. Accordingly, all heroes take advantage of the free soap and use it better clean themselves while dipping in the Fountain of Youth.

Bathed in the fountain of youth, but used the soap of premature aging. Ended up roughly the same.
— Unknown heroine, while in Godville

Accordingly, the citizens of Godville are split as to whether the fountain actually has healing powers. Many who claim it does have healing powers also swear by the powers of the Soap of Premature Aging. Conversely, others say that the Fountain has no powers and the Soap of Premature Aging is just the same soap available for sale at Hero-Mart. A very few people who have been around a long time claim that the Fountain's properties are cancelled out by the Soap. However, no one believes them because it is believed by everyone else that these theories arose because the theorists needed an excuse for why they're old now when they were young and spry not 50 years ago.

Territories and Landmarks
B-Trees Forest • The Battle Hamster Farm • Beer Bay • Blood-Curdling Stream • Blue Portal Lagoon • Brain Slugs Farm • Brokeback Knoll • Cave of the Weak-Witted Oracle • The Cavern of Dwarves' Glory • The Cliff of The Lonely Hero • Cliff of Unrequited Love • The Close Encounters of the Third Kind Hill • Desert of Former Alkies • Divine Lake • Eastern Magmatic Plumules • Field of Special Magic • Forgotten Woods • Fountain of Youth • Graveyard of the Chosen Ones • Great Lava Desert of Trogh • Hypergiant Delta • Jagged Peaks • Lake of Maiden's Tears • Limestone Labyrinth • The Land of Landmarks • Little-big pond • Lost paradise • Low Gravity Plains • Mainstream • Meadows of Eternal Tranquility • Meadow of Everlastingnight • Milestone 554 • Oasis of Deadman's Hand • OnePricedWood • Passage of the Last Man Lying • Pathway of Lemmings • Plateau of Low Gravity • Platonic Woodland • Qu'tox Ocean • Radiostagnant Pits • River Amp • River Kraktor • River Stinks • Sacred Archipelago • Silly Cone Valley • Sleepless Hollow • The Spring of Eternal Senility • Strawberry Fields • Swamp of Missed Kamikazes • The Valley of the Blind • The Valley of Lost Hopes • Trans-Astral Highway • Triffids' Valley • Vector Field • Wastelands of Insomnia • Watering Hole • World's Apex • Yggdrasil