Flip Flappers

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Flip Flappers
Motto: Flip. Flap.
Alignment: Humane
Gold Fund: 12109 c.u.
Date Founded: 14th of January, 2018
Membership Count: ~29
Town with Greatest Influence: Unsettlement (1%)
Pantheon of unity Rank: 453
Pantheon of popularity Rank: 170
Pantheon of duelery Rank: 54
Pantheon of adventure Rank: 158
Forum Headquarters: Flip Flappers
Guild Page: Flip Flappers 
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This is a hidden message you just discovered. Buy a coconut, you earned it :)
An interesting quote
— by an interesting author

Some kind of introduction...

...which should be about this long.

Hey there, you've reached the Flip Flappers wiki page, a page about the fastest growing guild in Godville (don't factcheck that)! That makes sense, since all hyperlinks will ultimately take you to this page (don't check that either). Anyway, here at Flip Flappers we just chillin, and we'd love it if you started increasing the chillin overload with us! So, go read how and why to join below, or read our legendary creation tale.


Read this part of this godwiki article and you'll know how to join our guild. It's not that hard. It is. At least one Flip Flapper has required over fifty tries to join the guild, but multiple others have done it in one try.

Why would you join?

I don't know, but you probably already came up with a reason on your own. Maybe because

  • our guild name is Flip Flappers,
  • we have a Sacred Coconut (see our creation legend),
  • you could call yourself a Flip Flapper,
  • did we mention our awesome guild name?

If you join pliz do dis:

Our Sacred Coconut has commanded us the following, so it's highly recommended to do these 2 things:

  • Encourage your hero a lot, especially in towns (to raise our popularity)
  • Try to avoid punishing your hero. We'd like to keep the guild as bright as coconut oil.

Our creation legend

A long time ago, there was nothing. But since the existence of nothing itself was a paradox, something existed. And well... Then Flip Flappers was just kinda.. there. Don't ask me, I don't know why either. Luckily, an ancient manuscript I never bothered to read conveniently tells us something that fits right in with what I've said so far.:
I borrowed the code for the div from the "Knights who say Ni" before altering it... Hopefully that's ok :]

From nothing... No, from something, a group of powerful gods emerged, and they |

Wait, first there was nothing, and now there are gods?

Ugh, let me rephrase that. A group of strong gods entered this world, and they |

Are you just assuming a multiverse theory? You can't just skip the proof!

F I N E. I get it. It's vague. Can I please just do my own thing now? Where was I... Ah, five gods... No, did I say five?

I think there were more.

Oh, you're so smart eh? You do the talking then.

Marvelous. Well, first we have to consider what these gods actually were. You see, there's always the possibility, when Godville was first created, that through a tiny breech in the firewa |


Excuse me, I had to hit him with our Sacred Coconut or he would've talked about stuff beyond the comprehensive abilities of a mere hero for hours. A moment please, so I can clean this up.

Dragging sounds
Loud slurping

Aaaah. Just great. Five gods. Not five. A few. A few strong gods gathered in this new world, and then they all went their separate ways, except for one... Who was still kinda separate from the others since everyone else flew away.

Anyway, this god decided that this world, Godville, needed a new guild. So he created Flip Flappers, in the name of his fellow gods. We still don't know why he thought Godville needed *his* guild, but he did so here we are.

Wow, that was anticlimactic.


Huh. I guess the history of our guild is less vague than I thought it was. This document makes total sense!