Felis Malice

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The “Felis Malice” guild is not widely known in Godville. However, if you are a member of this guild, feel free to remove this template by deleting {{delete guild}} when editing your guild page.
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Felis Malice is a collection of people with something vaguely catlike to them. No one is quite sure if they harness malice towards cats or utilize the ludicrous amount of malice boiling deep within each feline for their own means.

Those who seek to join such a prestigious guild are often damaged or have an affinity pointing more towards the 4-legged furry beartraps known commonly as cats. Members are often greeted with warm mews, violent hisses, or possibly even a loving purr. High ranking members have been known to have delusions of feline grandeur and even claim their Gods channel magical bitey powers upon them.

Halina Annaley founded this Guild of earthly delights, as instructed by her Deity Chezne Wildyon, the Great Cheetah in the Sky. Halina is rarely seen in the open, but various reports claim to see her covered in a short grey film. Most think she just doesn't bathe, others believe she somehow covered herself in the furs of the dead, and yet others say the initial reports were of an actual alley cat and not a person at all.

This sound like something you'd be interested in? Maybe you should inquire further.

Why Felis Malice??

Felis Malice Gives a few, meager benefits to its collection of lone predators:

  • You can say you are in a Guild
  • Your name will be etched upon a garbage can that we use as a guild listing
  • Learn how to lay ambushes and dash away at light speed at the first sign of danger
  • Yowl aimlessly at all hours of the night

...That's it? Well what did you expect from a bunch of fur covered loonies? Maybe if you ask nicely you can have some tuna too.

Must love cats. To join type join Felis malice guild in command section