Essence of awesomeness

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AWESOME...

The essence of awesomeness has a history that is shrouded in mystery.

No one truly knows where this healing artifact originated, but it is guessed at that the original essence of awesomeness was formed when a single tear fell from the eye of the Godville Administrator. There are other theories, however, that hint that the essence of awesomeness was formed when the first Arena battle between a good hero and an evil hero occurred (see Personality) and that it is the remains of that epic and mysterious fight.

The essence of awesomeness has many uses, but its main purpose is to show any and all non-awesome heroes the goodness of being absolutely awesome. One of its many other uses is the light which it constantly gives off. This allows the user's intrinsic fear of the dark to be greatly diminished. Also, it is known that if the essence of awesomeness is eaten by a mischievous pet, the pet will not die, for the essence of awesomeness is non-toxic. (Isn't that awesome?)

The essence of awesomeness can be found by heroes of all personality types, whether they are good, evil, or anywhere in between. Though the essence of awesomeness is often spoken of, few have actually witnessed its true form and seen the awesome power it contains.

Some believe the essence of awesomeness is just a mere myth, but others claim to have truly experienced the vast and awesome amount of power it holds. Whether you wish to believe in it or demote it to a mere myth is up to you.