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Need some epic beard bushes on your face! This is the answer!
First, we let our employees (mostly hermits, gnomes, and dwarves) grow their beards, then we cut them off and stick it together into some more epic-looking beard! All that for one coin only! Originally Sold in Tradeburg, but second-hand beards are sold in the whole of Godville.
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