Epic Flailer

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Monsters of Godville
Epic Flailer
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Class Human
Habitat Forest, Abandoned Forts, Random Milestones
Death Rattle I'll be back!
Description A failing man and obsessed flailer with a strange skill

"Failing is not failure, its just a the fist step for failure."

The Epic Flailer (Epicus failleretus) is a humanoid creature, that its bound to a determined curse that was cast upon him by a God, yet it is his story that is of most interest. Long ago, when the gods were still creating their mortals, a creature was made in such a way that it was a up most rightful warrior. After so many battles a big group of these creatures. grew proud of its own skills and actions. It grew stronger faster and smarter yet it had a problem, It's pride literally made him blind of his actions And it was so untill one day.

One day this creature encountered a hero, their battle was full of hate and power, it was a Ferocious one. The battle was so tough that it lasted for 2 days and 2 nights, but the mighty skill of the mighty Epic Flailer proved too strong for that hero so the hero fell to the feet of the Epic Flailer asking to be spared, the pride of the Epic Flailer was so big that he let him go at one cost, that cost was that he'd battle with him again the next morning. The hero agreed out of fear but the Epic Flailer forgot one thing... out of his blindfull pride he forgot that gods exist and the god of that hero was watching.

The next morning the hero and the creature fought and during that battle the god of that hero grew furious because the creature was Interfering with the quests of his hero, so he gathered clouds in the skies and his lighting bolt struck the Epic Flailer right in chest where his pride was and just as lighting hit him his hero yelled saying "Fifty points Great One!" The creatures pride vanished in a flash, and his ability to control himself was gone and a obsession with flailing anything and everything kicked in! That inner desire was not his and while in his mind he asked himself why is he flailing this or that? His body just cannot help avoiding such impulses!

One day he decided to battle another hero, so he attacked the first one he saw, he swanged and swinged and waved his weapon in the air and all around and when he was done he realized he hitted only trees and everything else but the hero, the hero was laughing and laughing on the ground rolling and pointing at the creature the creature simply left the battlefild broken because he failed epicly!

Once a mighty Warrior now a Epic Flailer epic failure.