Elbow bite

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A victim of the elbow bite at a low level

Skill Type: Combat

Elbow bite is a physical attack. It is normally learnt by heroes that are not very intelligent but possess great strength. On second thought, that means all heroes. A hero who has truly mastered this skill can cause immense pain to his/her victims and is capable of biting through solid steel.

In the Godville Times:

  • Day 233g.e. Witness report: a Robbing Hood independently and quite successfully managed to learn how to bite my elbow.


Levels 1-5

A hard nibbling of the elbow which causes little damage although it could require a plaster to be applied to the wound.

Levels 6-10

The hero bites the victims elbow viciously. This can cause severe bleeding and the wound will go septic and infected if not treated within a day of being bitten.

Levels 11-20

At this level the attack can easily hurt metal and rock monsters. The hero is capable of damaging bone. A victim of this attack is likely to get gangrene or bleed to death.

Levels 21+

In an attempt to be tasteful let's just say that if you filmed someone using the skill at this level it would be rated an 18+.

How to perform

Step 1

Hold the victim's forearm firmly at arms length. If he/she tries to escape from your grip give them a Chinese burn until they stop.

Step 2

Gently pull the victim's arm towards your head.

Step 3

Open your mouth as wide as you can.

Step 4

Sink your teeth into the victim's elbow. Aim right for the joint to increase the level of pain.