E.I.S. Eternal

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Special Notice:

JIMBOREE in Honor of Jimbob64's Godiversary!

'Jimbob64 has been a god for 1 year + 2 days!'

Please see below for the timetable of events. Most of this will be taking place in the EIS guild council, so if you have an alt with us, be there. If you aren't a part of EIS at all, but would like to take part in one of the events, please post your contribution to the E.I.S. Eternal Talk page and notify a member. We will happily add it to this main page here. Have a happy Jimboree!

Time Event Description
All Day 64 Things We Love About Jimbob64 We're collecting all the things we love about JB in one place here on the wiki. If you're in the Guild Council and think of something you want to add to the list, just shout "Wiki Warning!" and go to it! By the end of the day, there should be at least 64, and we will be leaving the list up here all week.
6:00 AM-9:00 AM JB64T Jimbobbing for Artifacts We're letting our heroes loose in the Guild Council for a while and narrating what they do tormenting them. Did your heroine pick up an artifact? I bet she said she got it from a monster, didn't she? Nuh-uh! We saw her, didn't we? She went face first into the fondue cheese, clamped that invite to Godville between her teeth, and came away dragging strings of molten Limburger trailing in her wake. That's right! Whenever a hero or heroine picks up an interesting artifact, we must name the substance he or she went bobbing in, how he or she got a hold of the artifact, and how he or she got back out with the artifact. It's going to be wild!
9:00 AM-12:00 PM JB64T Radio64 The radio is full of great songs, isn't it? All of that popular music floating on the airwaves? But you know that something would make it all that much better. That something is Jimbob64. So we're going to take the lyrics of all of our favorite songs, import them to Guild Council, and put Jimbob64 into them. "Good morning, Jimbob!/ You lead us along,/My love and me as we sing/Our early morning Jimbob song!"
12:00 PM-1:00 PM JB64T Cardio Time for laughing yoga. Break out your corniest, zaniest, craziest, funniest jokes and tell them in Guild Council. After all, Jimbob64 likes his exercise, and laughter is great exercise!
1:00 PM-4:00 PM JB64T Digging 64 Fathoms Deep Provided the forecast is good, we're digging for boss monsters with Jimbob64. Work up some good and silly VCs, or maybe even borrow some of his, and hope the monster isn't deafening.
4:00 PM-6:00 PM Pie Wedges What do we know about Jimbob64? He likes pie. What sort of pie? Most sorts of pie! So all activity in the Guild Council for these two hours will center around pie. Chocolate custard pies, lemon pies, strawberry-pineapple-apricot pies, eaten, thrown, turned into triumphs of architectural sculpture-- you name it, it will happen. Just someone bar the door to the Pied Piper.
6:00 PM-Whenever JB64T Free Choice We can't plan a whole day out from under Jimbob64, so he gets to dictate whatever it is he wants to do in Guild Council after 6:00 PM his time. Happy Godiversary, sirrah!

64 Things We Love About Jimbob64

  1. He makes this Wiki (normally) look good!
  2. He has this nifty approach to information, like everything he knows is open source.
  3. He's highly knowledgeable.
  4. The puns!
  5. He is persistent.
  6. Nothing seems to get him down.
  7. He tries very hard to help.
  8. He's incredibly intelligent and devoted

E.I.S. Eternal
Motto: No pressure, no politics, just chilling as EIS.
Alignment: varies
Date Founded: 05.23.2012
Membership Count: ~80
Pantheon of unity Rank: ~200
Pantheon of popularity Rank: 6
Pantheon of duelery Rank: 9
Guild Page: E.I.S. Eternal 
Data current as of 06.15.2013 (all stats approximate unless off by a lot)

Greetings from E.I.S. Eternal:

Change or add what you like, this is what our members make of it.

We allegedly have a drinks menu and a lounge but all that's known specifically about it is there's a beanbag chair, a coat rack, and a plot hole off to one corner out of which strange things may climb... and unlike your conventional wastepaper basket we never have to empty it out.

Renovations of the guild hall continue still, and the lounge now includes a doormat, no holes in the floor or ceiling, and a drinks menu.
"Fountain drinks" are served from an actual fountain of each type on offer, which is what happens when a hero with a temple and too much time on his or her hands mishears a deity considering additions for the member lounge.

More recently, there has been an effort to refurnish the lounge with the hides of all those giant boss monsters underground that somehow no one noticed tunneling until last October. There is known to be a plot hole behind the couch.

What Is E.I.S.?

E.I.S. Eternal is an interest group-based guild here on Godville. Specifically, we're interested in enjoying the game in a pressure-free, drama-free, politics-free environment.

What Does E.I.S. Stand For?

It stands for anything we want it to stand for. We are an all-inclusive guild that doesn't care about your alignment, your motto, your standing in any particular pantheon. If you leave the rest of the world outside, you're welcome in our house.

Our motivations and goals are as varied as our members. Some of us enjoy digging into GV esoterica (nominally the Esoterica Interactive Society). Some of us enjoy collecting achievements (no proposed EIS acronym yet). All of us enjoy creating a relaxed and fuss-free environment for each other (no EIS acronym needed).

We have no forum thread, and likely never will. Our members enjoy a nomadic forum life, and tend to make camp in other guildhalls. Other guilds' patience with our eccentricity in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Our Membership

GodSourceRunner  - Joined 23 May, 2012.

GodIncendiary  - Joined the something of March, 2013.

GodJimbob65  - Joined March 23, 2013.

GodMister meow  - Joined March 26, 2013.

GodAeroides  - Joined March 26, 2013.

GodVeggie  - Joined March 28, 2013.

GodJimbob64 (U • C • T)  - Joined May 20, 2013.

Add yourself to the list of members if you want. If you remember what date you joined, that too.
In fact, just add whatever you think would be fun. It's changeable later, and our history's being written literally every day.

Interested in Joining?

If you desire the quiet sort of guild life EIS offers, please instruct your hero(ine) to 'Join "E.I.S. Eternal" guild.' Any are welcome, but please leave your baggage at the door.

Quiet guild council mostly, during daytime on weekdays. It picks up on most nights, though, and we've got members from many time zones by now.