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Skill Type : Combat
It is somewhat baffling and surprising that, given the heroes' penchant for alcoholic beverages and ill-reputed taverns, few truly master this most effective combat skill. Perhaps this stems from the confusion of often considering mere abusive drunken behaviour (a practice in which all heroes excel) as a true combat skill, when in fact that is not the case. Drunken rampage, on the other, hand refines unprovoked senseless violence to its absolute perfection, dealing increasing collateral damage as the hero's skill is honed by the consumption of ever stronger alcoholic cocktails. One of the great advantages of this skill is that it requires no elusive Grand Master to perfect the hero's training. In fact heroes are perfectly capable of self-train themselves, given enough time and money.