Dirt Devil

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Monsters of Godville
Dirt Devil
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Class Earth Demon
Habitat Mud holes to Dust plains
Death Rattle See ?! I told you you wouldn't like me when I'm mad...
Description A whirlwind of teeth and claws

Genus: Dæmonium terra

The Dirt Devil is evil incarnate spawned from the ground itself. It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and ... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil.

No Hero can stand against such an onslaught, but those with the Bad_breath skill do stand a chance.


Strengths

  • Big nasty teeth. Very big. Very nasty.
  • Furious speed
  • Bewildering fight patterns

Weaknesses

  • Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite
  • Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to the nature of its origins

Field Notes

  • One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like...

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We still have what's left of him in our freezer... several toes and a hand, I believe.

  • This image was extracted from a much chewed camera from the belly of one Dirt Devil, oh, along with an entire arm from a Field Agent we now call 'lefty'.

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