Dirt Devil
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| Dirt Devil | |
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| Class | Earth Demon |
| Habitat | Mud holes to Dust plains |
| Death Rattle | See ?! I told you you wouldn't like me when I'm mad... |
| Description | A whirlwind of teeth and claws |
Genus: Dæmonium terra
The Dirt Devil is evil incarnate spawned from the ground itself. It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and ... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil.
No Hero can stand against such an onslaught, but those with the Bad_breath skill do stand a chance.
Strengths
- Big nasty teeth. Very big. Very nasty.
- Furious speed
- Bewildering fight patterns
Weaknesses
- Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite
- Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to the nature of its origins
Field Notes
- One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like...
We still have what's left of him in our freezer... several toes and a hand, I believe.
- This image was extracted from a much chewed camera out of the belly of one Dirt Devil, oh, along with an entire arm from a Field Agent we now call 'Lefty'.
