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'''Monster:''' '''Dirt Devil'''  (''Dæmonium terra'')
 
'''Monster:''' '''Dirt Devil'''  (''Dæmonium terra'')
  
The '''Dirt Devil''' is evil incarnate spawned from the ground itself. It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and ... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil.  
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The '''Dirt Devil''' is evil incarnate spawned from the ground itself. It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and ... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil. No Hero can stand against such an onslaught, but those with the '''[[Bad_breath]]''' skill do stand a chance.
  
No Hero can stand against such an onslaught, but those with the '''[[Bad_breath]]''' skill do stand a chance.
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== Attributes ==
 
 
 
 
===Strengths===
 
  
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=== Strengths ===
 
* Big nasty teeth. Very big. Very nasty.  
 
* Big nasty teeth. Very big. Very nasty.  
 
* Furious speed
 
* Furious speed
 
* Bewildering fight patterns
 
* Bewildering fight patterns
  
===Weaknesses===
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=== Weaknesses ===
 
 
 
* Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite
 
* Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite
 
* Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to the nature of its origins
 
* Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to the nature of its origins
  
===Field Notes===
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== Field Notes ==
  
 
* One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like...
 
* One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like...

Revision as of 03:12, 5 January 2019

Monsters of Godville
Dirt Devil
dirtdevil3.jpg
Class Earth Demon
Habitat Mud holes to Dust plains
Death Rattle See ?! I told you you wouldn't like me when I'm mad...
Description A whirlwind of teeth and claws

Monster: Dirt Devil (Dæmonium terra)

The Dirt Devil is evil incarnate spawned from the ground itself. It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and ... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil. No Hero can stand against such an onslaught, but those with the Bad_breath skill do stand a chance.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Big nasty teeth. Very big. Very nasty.
  • Furious speed
  • Bewildering fight patterns

Weaknesses

  • Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite
  • Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to the nature of its origins

Field Notes

  • One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like...

Tassiedevil.jpeg

We still have what's left of him in our freezer... several toes and a hand, I believe.

  • This image was extracted from a much chewed camera out of the belly of one Dirt Devil, oh, along with an entire arm from a Field Agent we now call 'Lefty'.

Dirtdevil2.jpg