This is a list of diary entries. Other deities are welcome to add what they find in the game too. It is hoped there is some order, maybe alphabetical.
“Danger” is my middle name. In related news, “Avoid” is my first and “Completely” my surname. So long, %Monster%!
I do wish that when %pet% is marking his territory he wouldn't consider my leg fair game.
The %Monster%'s last words were very profound and life-changing, but I forgot them as soon as I saw its %number of gold& coins.