DarcyLewis

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DarcyLewis
DarcyLewis lv35.jpg
Champion of the God: NobodyIsPerfectButMe
Personality: Fabulous
Gender: Female
Level: 49
Motto: Best parties are Post-mortem!
Guild: Hetalia
Guild Rank: Hierarch
Temple Completion Date: 16.03.2017
Pet Type: Heffalump
Pet Name: Gleep
Pet Healing Count: who has time for that...
Most Hated Monster: Godvilla
Personal Rival: God of Monsters

Oblivious hero, Cluesless adventurer, self-salvaging Damsel in distress adopted by NobodyIsPerfectButMe for amusement of possesing of her own heroin. (She clearly should first check the difference in dictionary before acquiring one of those...)

Family

Heroine considers as family her pet and, occasionally, her God. Sometimes. So ungrateful. She is pretty tight-lipped about other relatives, although we know that her father is still alive. So... she probably had a mother too, unless there is truth in this gossip about unfortunate heroes who accidentally chopped off their bits over sea foam...

Sven the Talking Donkey was Darcy's first pet. He was pretty useless but Darcy never took notice, too occupied by his nasty character and euphory of finally having a pet. He took liking to destroying loot and attacking monsters which his heroine clearly was not able to overcome by herself. He escaped after he was knocked out and Darcy forgot to revive him in time. It's hard to tell who was more disappointed by this fact.

Pumba the Stripeless Zebra - thanks to him Darcy for the first time in forever felt that someone cared. Meaning, Pumba cuddled with her, healed her and give her rides on his back. In thanks Darcy limited her drinking when evil tawern owner didn't let her pet in. He is adventurous and tends to prank monks or other holy men. Hell, he set the fire to some temple once.

Thanks to him heroine got weird squiggle near her name, next to squiggle for finished arc. She still don't know what to do with this fact.

He get knocked out at ripe age of 8 months 12 days by some jealous monster who through that he can be new pet. Obviously, silly thing was deadly wrong. After getting back to himself leveless, Darcy decided that retirement for Pumba is in order and dropped him off at some orphanage to cheer up kids. Cause Pumba is sappy like that, he was quite ok with it.

Gleep the Heffalump When Pumba left, Darcy get so lonely, that she made an imaginary friend. At least she thiks that Gleep is imaginary. Shh!

Life

"Chasing golden bricks was fun... not. Storm clouds were over my hear too often to count. But somehow I managed building this Golden Shack, co hopefully my God will piss off ...what? You want some overpriced yacht now, Almighty?" - DarcyLewis

DarcyLewis's first stay in prison