|Champion of the God:||NobodyIsPerfectButMe|
|Motto:||Best parties are Post-mortem!|
|Temple Completion Date:||16.03.2017|
|Pet Type:||Stripeless Zebra|
|Pet Healing Count:||who has time for that...|
|Most Hated Monster:||Godvilla|
|Personal Rival:||God of Monsters|
Oblivious hero, Cluesless adventurer, Damsel in distress adopted by NobodyIsPerfectButMe for amusement of possesing of her own heroin. (She clearly should first check the difference in dictionary before acquiring one of those...)
Heroine considers family her pet and, occasionally, her God. Sometimes. So ungrateful. She is pretty tight-lipped about other relatives, although we know that her father is still alive. So... she probably had a mother too, unless there is truth in this gossip about unfortunate heroes who accidentally chopped off their bits over sea foam...
Sven (Talking Donkey) was Darcy's first pet. He was pretty useless but Darcy never took notice, too occupied by his nasty character and euphory of finally having a pet. He took liking to destroying loot and attacking monsters which his heroine clearly was not able to overcome by herself. He escaped after he was knocked out and Darcy forget to revive him in time. It's hard to tell who was more disappointed by this fact.
Pumba (Stripeless Zebra) thanks to him Darcy for the first time in forever felt that someone cared. Meaning, Pumba cuddled with her, healed her and give her rides on his back. In thanks Darcy limited her drinking when evil tawern owner didn't let her pet in. He is adventurous and tends to prank monks or other holy men. Hell, he set the fire to some temple once.
Chasing golden bricks was fun... not. Storm clouds were over my hear too often to count. But somehow I managed building this Golden Shack, co hopefully my God will piss off. ...what? You want some overpriced yacht now, Almighty?