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It is commonly seen near towns; particularly at street corners and on makeshift stages. Heroes often describe it as an annoying monster that is a mime of all mimes and can be defeated easily if hero has no phobia of actors or clowns.
 
It is commonly seen near towns; particularly at street corners and on makeshift stages. Heroes often describe it as an annoying monster that is a mime of all mimes and can be defeated easily if hero has no phobia of actors or clowns.
  
===Strengths===
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== Attributes ==
  
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=== Strengths ===
 
* Will always outmaneuver even the most nimble of warriors with its wily moves  
 
* Will always outmaneuver even the most nimble of warriors with its wily moves  
 
* Can fake emotions and pull faces to such a degree that most enemies will not only recoil in horror but be sent packing in terror !
 
* Can fake emotions and pull faces to such a degree that most enemies will not only recoil in horror but be sent packing in terror !
  
===Weaknesses===
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* Cannot speak, so cannot ask for more beer or bacon sandwiches, and will quite often starve to death
 
* Cannot speak, so cannot ask for more beer or bacon sandwiches, and will quite often starve to death
 
* Tends to get caught up in imaginary boxes to its own detriment
 
* Tends to get caught up in imaginary boxes to its own detriment
  
===Field Notes===
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==Field Notes==
 
 
 
* Our field agent, after much resolve and determination, did find one good combat technique to use against such monsters...   
 
* Our field agent, after much resolve and determination, did find one good combat technique to use against such monsters...   
  

Revision as of 03:25, 5 January 2019

Monsters of Godville
Criminal Master Mime
mime2.jpg
Class Mimic
Habitat street corners and stages
Death Rattle ............. !
Description black and white and red all over


Monster: Criminal Master Mime (Mimus malus)

The Criminal Master Mime is a monster of few words, but great intelligence.

It is commonly seen near towns; particularly at street corners and on makeshift stages. Heroes often describe it as an annoying monster that is a mime of all mimes and can be defeated easily if hero has no phobia of actors or clowns.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Will always outmaneuver even the most nimble of warriors with its wily moves
  • Can fake emotions and pull faces to such a degree that most enemies will not only recoil in horror but be sent packing in terror !

Weaknesses

  • Cannot speak, so cannot ask for more beer or bacon sandwiches, and will quite often starve to death
  • Tends to get caught up in imaginary boxes to its own detriment

Field Notes

  • Our field agent, after much resolve and determination, did find one good combat technique to use against such monsters...


Mime1.jpg


  • We have just issued warning on a new cross-breed of Criminal Master Mime and Not So Funny Now Clown.

If you see such a beast approaching, you may wish to make good use of your Laugh Track - a somewhat insanely annoying anathema to this kind of monster. Some also say that videos of deer being caught in headlights are also a way to stop the Criminal Master Mime, but this requires further study.

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