Corporate Giant

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The Corporate Giant being one of the largest weapons and armory makers in Godville, stands at a whopping 4 foot 1 inches tall and an astonishing 100 pounds. The corporate giant wears nothing but the best cloths, a $100.000.000 dragonskin suit with matching shoes while sporting a handlebar-mustache with a diamond cane, monocle and a pure gold top-hat. The corporate giant climbed its way to the top of success by using a 2 foot tall step stool it got for its 18 birthday. Sneaky and very clever, it has many years of practice and knowledge, and enough money to do almost everything it wants. It is a very power-hungry, cunning and greedy creature. Not being a fan of rival companies, the Corporate Giant sets out to kill and mock warriors who don't own their manufactured products, in hopes that by killing them the other company will get a bad reputation for making crappy and unreliable weapons and armor. Belittling and pestering its opponents about what it calls shotty worksmenship and completely useless equipment that the warrior has equipped during the battle. If the warrior is too strong the corporate giant trys 1 of 3 methods. The 1st method is high pressure sales, it hopes that the warrior will change their mind about the battle and buy from its company. If that strategy works, while the warrior digs into their pocketts looking for money, the corporate giant either try's too sneak away or attacks while their guard is down. The 2nd method is a proposal of working for the corporate giant, with promises of riches beyond belief. If the warrior falls for this plan, while looking for a pen the results are the same as the first. The 3rd method is a contract deal as a spokes-person for the corporate giant. Again if the warrior falls for this tactect the results are the same as one and two. After winning a battle the corporate giant can be seen rolling in its new found money while laughing with glee about its accomplishment. If the warrior finds that the corporate giant is too strong of an opponent they can try tossing loose change at it, that can distract the creature long enough for them to get away. After all the corporate giant is one of the most greedy creatures in Godville. Warriors have tried many different ways to get rid of the vile creature like striking and picketting the corporate giant, but in the end the only true way to get rid of the corporate giant is to not purches it's Products. There have been rumors about a corporate giant that only wants to help and make things better for everyone. A corporate giant that does not want power and is not greedy. But none have ever been found.