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In the first nomination week sadly no one could be found to take over the lead from great God '''Okhuz''' . In the second week of nomination the god '''Notan''', one of the currently oldest mebers of the guild, nominated himself to take the position as new guild leader. So it came that on {{ge|08|22|2018}} g.e '''Notan''' became Guild leader until {ge|12|20|2018}} g.e..  
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In the first nomination week sadly no one could be found to take over the lead from great God '''Okhuz''' . In the second week of nomination the god '''Notan''', one of the currently oldest mebers of the guild, nominated himself to take the position as new guild leader. So it came that on {{ge|08|22|2018}} g.e '''Notan''' became Guild leader until {{ge|12|20|2018}} g.e.
 
*Votes: 6/11
 
*Votes: 6/11
 
*Percentage: 54,5%
 
*Percentage: 54,5%

Revision as of 08:55, 24 August 2018


Confessing Spammers
Confessing Spammers' Coat of Arms.png
Motto: Silence is silver, spamming is golden!
Alignment: Talkative
Gold Fund: ~19,000 c.u.
Leader: GodOkhuz 
Founder(s):
Date Founded: 1580 g.e.
Membership Count: ~45
Pantheon of unity Rank: ~310
Pantheon of popularity Rank: ~250
Pantheon of duelery Rank: ~180
Forum Headquarters: Confessing Spammers
Guild Page: Confessing Spammers 
Allies:
Data current as of 2915 g.e.


Remember this moment...

...when you open the Godville forums firstly and you notice: There is more...

...when you read through the topics and you see: This is not a ZPG! There are other gods out there!

...when you see a question, a sentence, an exclamation and you think: I can answer!

And then, the following weeks, you just sit there, writing, waiting for an answer, for a new topic, and you feel happy...

...until it is there. In black, clear and evil letters:


«
Message limit is exceeded. Please take a little rest from the forums...
»

If this is your biggest fear, then you are right here, right at the Confessing Spammers!

Origin

In the beginning there was nothing and nothing disappeared and - for reasons still obscure - there was everything. This happened during a moment called the "Big Bang", the metaphorically[1] loudest "Bang" in history. Soon a group of people agreed to (attempt to) understand this moment. They invented a word, "spammer", which they found a very funny word and because people generally take the most ridiculous ideas of all, this suggestion was used. They also wanted to become a religious group (taxes, you know?) and, as they had a rather strong habit of recounting their days of sin and nights of debauchery to one another, they finally settled their name: Confessing Spammers.

First their activities consisted in talking to other people, talking to themselves, talking to pets, talking to things, talking to nothing, talking to philosophically existing things that didn't find a place in the real world, virtual things and alcoholic things/drinks.

But then there opened a gate, a gate of new possibilities: a gate to Godville... In Godville they met many strange things... They saw "heroes" building temples for their gods and they saw the gods sitting on the clouds and punishing their heroes, and so, when they were asked to decide between being a god and a hero, they chose to become gods. They also noticed another fabulous, great and wonderful invention: The Godville Forums!

Then they knew: This is our place. Here we belong.

But dark times followed, and the Confessing Spammers became unknown and forgotten. Long they had been important, long they had been mighty, but this had been long ago. They were a wreck, nothing more. Ruins, where their headquarters had been. Nobody had ever heard about such a group. The only ones to keep their memory were the - for many heroes annoying - talking donkeys, a creation done by the old Spammers, a sign of their long gone might. They had kept their memory, and it was the case that they told two heroes this old story and the heroes did, not knowing what else to do, write this into their diaries. And this was read by the young gods GodThe Wyvern God  and GodPutInNameHere ... Well, this is the result...

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Become a member...

Why should I join?

We are simply the best guild ever!

The following definitions are needed to understand the next paragraph:

best: The most capable member concerning one aspect. If there is no aspect defined, it can just be left out.
ever: Referring to the philosophy of Immanuel Kant, time and causality are just subjective quantities. Thus "ever" has no meaning here.

Thus:

We are simply the best guild ever!

After usage of the rules mentioned in the definitions above, we get:

We are a guild![2]
Bonuses in the infiltrated towns!
«
He is seriously wounded. His left arm is mostly gone, the blood on his right arm is already dried. His chest is not nice to look at anymore, neither his head. Not to talk about his mind, deeply wounded. In the distance small houses can be seen, the roofs of Monsterdam. Finally! But... How to pay the doctor?
»
— a common scenario

This happens often, every hero experienced it yet... How could them be helped?
It's so easy with Confessing Spammers' Health Care! Free medical care in all towns we own, umm, are known in...
But our help contains another offer: Better equipment! This means less damage and thus less wounds! The heroes will not need to return to town that often anymore - that surely is a bonus scarcely to be replaced!

Excellent medical services!

In addition to free healthcare in towns we are known in, you may get patched up at anytime by our newly anointed mad scientist guild physician and scientist, GodK-Man .
Any issues your hero may have will be quickly tended to, whether it's:

  • Myocardial Infarctions
  • Limb and brain replacement
  • Plastic surgery
  • Hydrocephaly
  • PTSD
  • Alcohol withdrawals
  • and More!

GodK-Man  takes minimal fees as he is an altruistic god and, unrelatedly, a mad scientist in his free time. He would NEVER use any experimental procedures on unknowing patients to fulfill his insatiable appetite of pushing the limits of science.

Free pet training!
!The Ineffable's Diary
9:46 Toto suddenly rushed in front of a runaway cart to rescue a child. I explained to the amazed onlookers that this was standard dandy lion training by the Confessing Spammers guild. They will be talking about this for some time.

Yes, we offer free and individual pet training, for any pet you have, let it be a sun dog, a philosoraptor or even a godvilla ... no problem for our widely experienced pet coach, GodRedgreed4 .
Our offer contains:

  • rescue training: like seen in the diary entry above, saving your hero, their friends and little children - of course
  • battle training: die less and minimise the chance of your hero's pet to get knocked out
  • pet psychological lessons: help your hero's pet to come to terms with its monster past
  • how-to-handle-a-drunken-hero-lessons: maybe the most important part

So, if you are not convinced yet, there will be hardly a way to convince you!

How to join?

Despite being level 12, there are a few things you should have a look at when trying to join us:

  1. Your hero shouldn't be somewhere in a town, but wandering around.
  2. Your hero shouldn't fight a monster at the moment, the noise of a battle could make it difficult to hear the voice command.
  3. You shouldn't cancel the hero's actual quest. This will happen automatically.

So, when all of this is the case, you may tell your hero:


«
Join the "Confessing Spammers" guild!
»
— a wise god to his hero

Because the probability that your hero listens to this god voice is only 30%[3], it may take a few attempts to get your hero to join our guild. He then will start a special quest that ends with your hero joining the "Confessing Spammers".

How to stay?

Sometimes, your hero will, in a seizure of mental blindness, want to leave this guild and join another one. In this case you should just tell him:


«
Cancel this stupid quest!
»

He will try this about seven times[4], until he reaches cardinal rank. Then he is convinced of this guild being the only right one. As long as you check on him at least once every thirty days... if you wait longer than that, for reasons unknown he will forget all his reasons for staying and may start to join another guild after all.

How to participate?

  • Town popularity: If you are in town and have a few charges left: Please increase our influence here! You do this by punishing, encouraging or miracling in the town yard! We now have a rank in the pantheon of popularity and we want to keep it!
  • Your motto✍: If you want to show your belonging to us and have a little space in your motto left, you might copy our sign[5] into your motto! This would help us getting new members, e.g. if you get in the newspaper...

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Our coat of arms

It was June 7, about 11pm local time. The guild leader has made a ridiculous suggestion - once more: A crest for the Confessing Spammers? Yea, cool idea, but, honestly: Why???
After having a good laugh, the goddess GodEpithumia [6] starts working. It takes several takes, almost five days, until the result can be presented:

Confessing Spammers' Coat of Arms.png

Good and evil, light and darkness, fight and peace - this is what the colours black and yellow stand for. It is an eternal struggle, a struggle no one can escape. We neither. We live it. I mean, we are Spammers!.
The wave, however, stands for the eternal beer supplies we own - never they shall go out!
Good and evil is ubiquitous, represented by the chape, for the power of punishment, and a caduceus, picturing the power of encouragement.
The horses are too hard to understand for most people, so I won't give an explanation here.[7]
Finally: Our values. That was the hardest part, and we scarcely managed to resist the temptation to add "virility". Merit, virtue, loyalty. This is who we are.

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Our guild council (GC)

What-is-spamming.jpg

After three days of being a spammer, you have a new possibility to spam: The guild council! This place belongs just to us; it is like the chat with a lot (well, at the moment a few) good friends! But, as in any conversation, there have to be a few rules:

  1. A Spammer is a person who writes and talks a lot and therefore knows, how to behave. Thus, insulting and swearing are undesired and unworthy of a real Spammer.
  2. Spamming, in common parlance, is allowed, but in moderation. Sending the same message over and over however, will be valued as bad behaviour.
  3. In case of a dispute with another person, rule 1. is still effective. Further, it should be tried to empathise with your verbal opponent.

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Our one and only: The Godville Forums

Keep-calm-and-continue-spamming.png

The forums: Here we belong! They are our fix star, the sun Godville is spinning around, our Meaning of Life! Main square, workman's area, guild headquarters or flame lounge - it is unimportant where you post!

It is a strange place... Gods meeting here, through time, space and four hundred ninety-six minor dimensions[8], to talk, help others, change the world or just saying weird things about other gods.

The Main Square

Somewhere between the eighty-first and two hundred and second dimension[9] is the main square of Godville: The perfect place to meet other gods, unimportant if you need help or just want to talk - here are you right with any stuff related to Godville!

Workman's area

Unhappy with the world? Change it!

Doesn't virtual life work as it should? Do you have got a simply awesome idea? Or did your hero say inappropriate things? Come here if you want to wield the verbal hammer and make this world to your world! This is definitely a place you should contribute in!

The Guilds' Headquarters

Role playing is the name of the game! Become acquainted with gods from other guilds or keep our personal forum thread alive and on the front page! Drink a beer at the bar, talk with your "good ol' guildmates" and just relax!

Build up a character! Give him a personality! And let him become alive...

The Confessing Spammers' Headquarters

«
This is a guild for active Flame Lounge forum posters, where we discuss threads, have ideas for new threads and so on. If we become the best it is ok, but the primary reason for this guild being made is to gang us Forum posters together. Let us spam till post limit!
»
— The Wyvern God, Confessing Spammers Headquarters

These words might become words for eternity one day. These words are the foundation stone our headquarters are build on.

Picture a small, round hall, covered with a dome. Marble, gems and glass are the things it is build of. In the middle is a dining table, covered with food over and over, next to a bar, because what was a guild headquarters without drinks? Try our Spammed Wine! And above this all, hanging down from the dome... A shadow on the table below... A wyvern, dead and stuffed...

On 1584 g.e., one day after the building was completed, PutInNameHere gives a negative example of using a do it yourself cocktail bar. The guild hall was repaired, but it was never the same again...

So: Welcome to our headquarters! May the conversations never fall silent!

The Flame Lounge

Caught in a little hole near the (lilac plaid) three hundred thirty-eighth dimension, the Flame Lounge is being spammer at night and day! Find out more about your divine friends by asking questions or do other weird things!

PS: This thread should be dedicated to us...

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Reddit

Thanks to a mad scientist within our own ranks, Confessing Spammers entered the rest of the internet on 1835 g.e., May 19th 2015 internet time, through Reddit. If you should be bored or would like to submit pictures, links, or ideas for our guild, stop by our subreddit and check it out!

We are always seeking to advance, become more connected, and to help improve our guild, Godwiki page, and our fundamental workings in any way possible! This page will help us network and to grow, and we invite you to be a proactive part of this ever-going process!

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Allied Guilds

The Circle of Mages

On 1767 g.e. we became officially allied with The Circle of Mages.

«


The winds of time abrade, mercilessly,
What we believe consistent.
And man lives easy, recklessly,
Until his bitter end.

Blades of bloody revolutions
Have been forgotten long ago
And in quarrels and confusions
They broke many a vow.

Is it humiliation for mankind,
This loss of past, oblivion?
How come we just live, we don't mind,
All the achievements we had won?

No!, I answer them who doubt!
Since we remember and rediscover
And tell others what we know about
The things we will not know forever,
The thoughts we will think together
And the part of history that will become our own...

»
PutInNameHere

The Circle is an alliance of mages, founded by the god From Animus, that explore the depths of sorcery. Elves, blood mages, dwarfs or humans - everyone capable of magic can be taken. We are glad to have such a mighty, mostly nice ally!

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Food, drinks and souvenirs

Will you stay or are you just visiting us? Nevermind, you should have a look at our gift shop (the small building next to our guild hall) either way!

Our offer is a bit small at the moment, but we are really trying to enlarge it. So if you don't find the right thing yet, try later!

Food

  • Are you bored of usual sandwiches? Of course, they are always the same! You should definitely try our godhandmade guild sandwiches™! Warming up in wintertime, but also pretty cool for a hot summer day - the hit in the Godville forums!
  • Have you left vegetarianism and come to the dark side again? Are you tired of eating this green stuff called "healthy"? Does your stomach long for meat? Try our Spammed SPAM™ and get to know the true feeling of being a carnivore!

Drinks

  • In his leisure time, The Wyvern God, r.u.r.[10], our founder, is not just lazing around and punishing his hero for this and that, but he sacrifices some of his time to make an interesting kind of liquor, the wrong one for a hero, the right one for a god! Spammed Wine™ is not a common kind of drink, but an invention, a big step - maybe even to the right direction! Experiences - remembered or not - guaranteed!

Souvenirs

  • Many people are annoyed by being talked at on and on and on... Do you belong to these people? If yes, I bet we've got the right think for you: The Uranium-powered Selective Spam Filter™! There is no need to listen anymore (and we improve our image as we don't seem as annoying as we are). This double effect[11] makes it the perfect gift for - and I'm proud to say so - almost everyone!

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Your avatar - a guide

As everywhere, you might like to look pretty good, very serious or just kind of special in the forums. You do this by changing your so called Gravatar. And this is, how it works:

  1. The first step to be done is clicking on profile in the upper corner of the Newspaper page.
  2. There appears the word Avatar next to a link: Setup Gravatar (avatar for forums).
  3. After having pressed the link and therefore being on the page gravatar.com, you press on Sign in with Wordpress.com.
  4. If you don't have a wordpress account, you click on Need an account? and follow the instructions there.
  5. After eventually having registered and for sure having logged in, you have the choice between Select image (below) to use for the selected email (above) or add a new image. You click on add a new image.
  6. Here you can choose between My computer's hard drive, An image on the internet, A previously uploaded image. Choose your preference and then an image that is dignified to represent you.
  7. After this, you must crop it into a quadratic form by changing size and place of the dotted box.
  8. If you are happy with what you've done, click on Crop and Finish! You are nearly ready.
  9. You will be asked to rate your Gravatar with G, PG, R or X. Precise explanations can be found on this page, here it will be enough to say that a G-rating considers the picture perfect suiting even for a child of seven years, X-rated on the other hand may contain sexual explicit or violent things.
  10. Now you will be on the screen again you started on gravatar.com. The only difference is: Now you have got a picture you can choose! That is what you do, press Confirm et voilà!

After doing the last step you might have to wait about five minutes until your picture is being changed.

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The Pantheons

If the part concerning participation hasn't answered all your questions yet: Read about the pantheons.

Pantheons are a way to compare heroes and guilds to each other, heroes because of number of experience, rating of chronicles and many other things, guilds in only three categories:

  • Unity
  • Popularity
  • Duelery

The following short texts will give you a little information about our relationship to these pantheons.

The Pantheon of Unity

The ranking in this pantheon follows a complicated formula[12] you can have a look at here. It mainly depends on heroes joining and leaving a guild, so there isn't an effective way of rising here.

The Pantheon of Popularity

CS-Popularity-19th-1-.png CS-news-5%-1-.png

There is hardly a pantheon our position changes faster and more often in. Having been on the very top of the pantheon, as seen above, we have also experienced the 150th position.
Where we are at the moment? How should I know - look it up yourself!

The Pantheon of Duelery

This pantheon has the highest priority among us. We fight, win and loose, obtain bricks, gold and honour, get happy and get annoyed!

This can be seen in our ranking, too: At the moment[13] we are 45th in this pantheon, and we're giving our best to become the best!

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Statistics

Personalities

We are a humane guild and as this is - so it seems - a very common alignment, this statistic might be very represenative for many guilds:

Personalities.jpg

This statistic was created on 1692 g.e. and it clearly shows that the majority of our guild members is neutral. Where does this come from?
Many gods don't check up on their heroes eagerly. As heroes tend to become neutral[14], this is what happens.

Concerning your hero's personality: We don't mind whether he is good or evil, nice or nasty, friendly or cruel: Just join us if you think we suit to you and your hero!

Levels

1692 g.e.

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This diagram (also made on 1692 g.e.) is easy to interprete: The average level of our guild is 23.9, which is - I daresay - rather low. This, as well, is not very difficult to explain:
Many elder gods will stay in their guilds until the inevitable Heat Death of the Universe (they're gods, what else should they do?). They won't change their guild at all, some may have even founded it. So the ones to be recruited for a young guild are the young gods: They aren't sure yet whom to join and just test it out, maybe they go for the careerist-achievement. When they grow and - so to speak - become one of the elders, they mostly make the decision to stay in one guild - one day this might be us. Until then, we will have to wait.

1831 g.e.

Hero levels 2.png

Surprising about this chart is the vast number of people in between the levels twelve and 20. This might be explainable by remembering[15] that we lost a lot of members recently, for some apparently unknown reasons, and are now gaining new members again.

2106 g.e.[16]

Ranks3.jpeg

As one can see, the tides have turned. In contrary to the former level-based statistics, this one offers new peak positions, the absolute maximum at levels 21-30 (which isn't that surprising) and a relative one at 41-50. Also please note the persons levels in their 50s: They joined the guild when it was young and decided to stay here. These people usually are far beyond cardinal rank and usually don't leave "their" guild again.

Eventually, I would like to point out that all of our members levels 52 and above have a temple. So those of you, who don't yet and believe this day might never come: Don't worry, as the Beatles said: "All you need is love patience!"

Guild ranks - a series

From time to time I will send another diagram concerning the distribution of guild ranks. I think it might be interesting to see, how it differs from a relatively young guild to the older guild we will be one day.

Diagram #1 - 1699 g.e.

Ranks 1.png

Grand masters and advisors are six. After reaching five members, a guild starts getting random heroes to join it. This is clearly seeable in the first picture, as after these two ranks the following three, chief master, master and follower equal 74%! But what about the lower ranks? Shouldn't they be as much, maybe even more? No. Fan, intern and reccruit take only four days altogether, while the following three take 32 days - more than a month. So this, too, makes sense.
Why we don't have ranks higher than grand master is even easier to explain: It takes 135 days to become a cardinal - but this guild only exists 118 days yet. So in the next chart I am sure to be able to present more ranks!

Diagram #2 - 1831 g.e.

Guild ranks 2.png

In contrary to the former chart, where recruits and followers were about a third of the number of members, they are about 50% today. As a fact, we depend even more on lower ranked members.

Nevertheless, we finally got cardinals and even two hierarchs, and together they are about eleven percent, allowing us to elect a leader.


Diagram #3 - 2106 g.e.[17]

ActualRanks3.jpeg

Whereas on 1831 g.e., recruits and followers were about 50%, now they only count as about 33%. Instead, ranks cardinal and above have increased and now represent about a quarter of the total members. Overall, as expected, the diversity of guild ranks has increased, and in fact, only the topmost two ranks are not yet represented among us.

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Our guild intendants

God Rank Hero
GodMuffindeity  Current leader, leader of the legendary B-team Centre of Little Bob who could's philosophical studies
GodPutInNameHere  Co-founder and grand archivist, past leader; Praised by the hero The Ineffable
GodK-Man  Official guild physician and mad scientist, past leader; retired until return Honoured and worshipped by KendallMan
GodEpithumia  Creator of crest, past leader Glorified by her faithful Little Thumper
GodThe Wyvern God  Founder and intendant for recruitment strategies; retired until return Worshipped by his creation The Wyvernborn
GodRuben the Bold  Guild reporter; retired until return Represented by Filinia
GodRedgreed4  Professional guild-sworn pet trainer Proudly prayed to by the Fallen Failure

Leadership

When it became possible on 1689 g.e. to elect a leader, the Confessing Spammers didn't have the necessary five cardinals to do so yet.

First election

They soon did, however, and as there was only one eligible member, PutInNameHere, he made it.

Second election

The next elections were held from 1924 g.e. to 1931 g.e. and again, though this time not due to any limits, there was only one contestant, K-Man. He won the election after a great speech.

  • Votes: 7/16
  • Percentage: 43.75%
  • Winner: GodK-Man 
  • Term: 1931 g.e - 2051 g.e
Third election

As it had became tradition, only one person contested in the third election as well, and on 2066 g.e., Epithumia became the Confessing Spammers' first female leader.[18]

  • Votes: 8/21[19]
  • Percentage: 38.10%
  • Winner: GodEpithumia 
  • Term: 2066 g.e - 2186 g.e
Fourth election

The one and only nominee of the fourth election, Muffindeity, leader of the B-team, happened to win said voting contest on 2201 g.e. and started his political career suggesting to build a wall to keep all the non-spammers outside.

  • Votes: 9/18
  • Percentage: 50.00%
  • Winner: GodMuffindeity 
  • Term: 2201 g.e - 2321 g.e
Fifth election

Due to the great fire in the guild archives more detailed information was lost. The dates of the term were recovered by guild historians as there was no documentation left.

Sixth election

Due to the great fire in the guild archives more detailed information was lost. The dates of the term were recovered by guild historians as there was no documentation left.

  • Winner: GodDer F 
  • Term: 2471 g.e - 2591 g.e
Leaderless Times and great fire
  • Between: 2591 g.e - 2733 g.e

Sadly there were times when the Guild struggled finding a good and wise new leader. It is told that in this time of uncertinity a fire destroyed big parts of the guild archive. The sections containing information about former leadership and elections between 2201 g.e. and 2925 g.e. were lost due to the fire. The historians of the guild did their best to recover as much lost data as possible.

Seventh election

More detailed information about the election has been lost while rebuilding the guild archives.

Eighth election

Again there had been only one nominee for this election. The God Okhuz did win the election on 2884 g.e and is the rightful Guild leader until 3004 g.e..

  • Votes: 3/8
  • Percentage: 37,5%
  • Winner: GodOkhuz 
  • Term: 2884 g.e - 3004 g.e
Ninth election

In the first nomination week sadly no one could be found to take over the lead from great God Okhuz . In the second week of nomination the god Notan, one of the currently oldest mebers of the guild, nominated himself to take the position as new guild leader. So it came that on 3026 g.e Notan became Guild leader until 3146 g.e.

  • Votes: 6/11
  • Percentage: 54,5%
  • Winner: GodNotan 
  • Term: 3026 g.e - 3146 g.e

Interviews

It was October, and the year of 2015 began accepting its fate to cease by entering its last quarter. It was in these days that Ruben the Bold, for long an honourable member of our guild, decided the Confessing Spammers (a) needed a guild reporter and (b) he needed to be said reporter.[20] We are proud to be able to present his work here:


  • Former Guild leader God GodK-Man  talks about life, universe and everything

This interview was done by former Guild Reporter GodRuben the Bold 

Ruben the Bold: Good morning/afternoon/evening ladies and gentlemen of the Guild Council! My name is Ruben,described by some as a rather bold person, and I have here with me, our glorious 2nd leader, K-Man! So, Kendal, I believe I heard that you come from Texas, the land of hot weather and cowboys. These are some questions I have always wanted to ask someone from Texas; What is the "Wild Wild West" like? How is life there? Are there any epic standoffs happening out of your window right now?

K-Man: It's spelt Kendall** :P no worries, though. And yes, I am a born and raised Texan. It is generally very, very hot here. Due to global warming, Texas has also received more rainfall this year than in its entire recorded history. Thus, very hot and very humid. It isn't so much as the "Wild West" but more like the "Wild South." There is some very, very southern things that goes on around here but at the same time, very modern, as Texas has the fastest growing economy in the entire United States. It isn't exactly uncommon to hear gunshots and sirens outside, to see people riding horses down busy streets, and the like, but Texas is far from deserts, Cactus, and Tumbleweeds. Texas is a huge, HUGE place and thus has many geographical regions. I myself live in the "Piney Woods" region, bordering with Arkansas, and is mostly evergreen trees and farms/pastures, as well as the cityscape. It is a lovely place to live, and the food here is freaking amazing.

R: Well thanks for clearing that up. I always thought Texas was a huge desert with occasional abandoned mining towns and tornadoes :p . Anyways, I have also heard you are (or at least you are aspiring to be) a biologist. So why did you choose to become a biologist? What is your exact profesion?

K: Most people think that of Texas! No worries, buddy. It's actually probably the most geographically diverse place in all the U.S. Anyways, I've always wanted to be a physician (doctor) because my step-dad is a major doctor in our area of the States. My areas of interest are biology, history, neurology (study of the brain), and pharmacology (study of drugs and their affect on the human body). however, I had a son who just turned a year old, so I was forced to drop out of college to work full time as a car washer/detailer. Priorities are priorities, you know?

R: I completely understand that. But I believe that after your son grows up a little you will be able to go back to college or at least find a more... reliable job. Speaking about your son what are you planning to name him (if you have not yet)?

K: His name is Eli Parker Mangus :) He just turned a year old last month. And yes, I plan on going back when the time is right. I loved college!

R: Happy birthday Eli! Thats a great name! Does it mean something in particular to you or to your wife?

K: No sir, we just thought it was a cute name :) He's a great little boy

R: Its nice to see that you have given him a unique name. Most people in my country are named after their grandfathers or grandmothers. Thats why 1/4 of the country's population is named George or Nick!
Anyway I believe its time for us to talk a little bit about Godville,the game that made this interview possible in the first place. As most of our guilds members know, you have contributed a quite lot to our guild, in various ways. For example you created our own sub Reddit! What are you planning to do as our leader next?

K: As a democratically-elected leader, it is up to y'all to tell me what y'all would like to see from me! But also, find a way to balance my work life with my recreation time so I can actually be an effective leader for y'all.

R: I think that since our guild is made of so many different people, great ideas will eventually come up. But I believe we are almost out of time so... is there any life advice, message or even a story you want to share with your fellow guildmates?

K: My advice to everyone is to work hard, play hard (in moderation), stay out of trouble with the law, always strive to improve yourself, and to learn something with every experience you have.

R: That's a great advice! I am wondering though, why did you choose this particular advice instead of the classic "you only live once, so make sure its worth it"? Did have such problems ( laziness, troubles with law etc.) in the past?

K: Yeah, I have had a couple of run ins with the law, really sets you back in both money and how people look at you. And I wanted to offer that advice cause its specific, rather than saying "You only live once," because it's a worn out saying. Doesn't offer any real substantial lessons to live by.

R: That's entirely true. "YOLO" is such an overused advise that it has entirely lost its meaning. Also, although I never have had any trouble with the law, some of my friends do and I know this changes the perspective society views them, especially when they are looking for a job.
Anyways that's all the time we have. Kendall I would like to thank you for bearing with me in this attempt to interview someone, something that I have never tried before (or even thought of trying!). I hope that you will soon be able to go back to college so that you can ensure a better future for you and your family.
But that's all for today. Have a great morning/afternoon/evening everyone!

© by Ruben the Bold, guild reporter, 10/2015.

  • Guild founder and ex-leader GodPutInNameHere  talks about food, religion and our guilds history!

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The Guild Chronicles

  • 1580 g.e.: GodThe Wyvern God  founds the "Confessing Spammers".
  • 1582 g.e.: Co-founder GodPutInNameHere  joins the guild after a long journey.
  • 1583 g.e.: The last stone of the headquarters is being placed. The first guests are being welcomed. The conversations have started and never shall end!
  • 1584 g.e.: GodPutInNameHere  blows down a part of the guild hall by mixing up things you apparently shouldn't mix up.
  • 1587 g.e.: GodThe Pizza Lord Soybo  joins The Spammers and thus becomes the third member!
  • 1610 g.e.: The Confessing Spammers hit the Top 100 in the pantheon of duelery. It is herewith being announced that this is not supposed to be the end of growth...
  • 1633 g.e.: The arrival of our fifth member lets us instantly reach a high ranking in the pantheon of popularity. It decreases later, but we will not leave it!
  • 1657 g.e.: GodRedgreed4  becomes the professional Confessing Spammers pet coach! Congratulations!
  • about 1732 g.e.: GodThe Wyvern God  leaves the guild, probably due to inactivity. He will be seen as "retired until return".
  • 1797 g.e.: GodPutInNameHere  is being elected as the guild's first official leader.
  • 1835 g.e.: The guild opens its doors to the world wide web: We are on Reddit now!
  • 1859 g.e.: GodEpithumia  creates a coat of arms for us!
  • 1941 g.e.: GodK-Man  starts his term as the second officially elected leader.
  • 2066 g.e.: GodEpithumia  is being elected as the third Confessing Spammers' leader.
  • 2201 g.e.: GodMuffindeity  becomes the fourth leader of the Confessing Spammers.

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Further notes

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Thanks

A huge thank you to our guild physician GodK-Man  for reading through this page and correcting my mistakes!

Also, a thousand and one (or two) thank yous to everybody who helped me with this page without knowing, the creators of other, very inspiring Godwiki pages! Pressing the "Random Page" button wouldn't be have as much fun without you, and this page would be way worse!

Apologies

My apologies to all those who are confused by the swapping between using the Gregorian calendar and the Godville Era (g.e.) calendar. The circumstances under which this happened are complex and not to be explained publicly. Let's just say the author was confused, too.

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Footnotes and references

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  1. For, when there was nothing, there was no medium of which sound waves could travel through. Therefore, it follows suit that when there was everything, there could be noise. But because philosophers and physicists were not present and can only speculate about what is "before" this point, "why," and so on, uncertainty and inquisitiveness permeated their thoughts. (A fellow by the name of Heisenberg, among others, attempted to address this.)
  2. Multum dicere, tamen nihilum exprimere!
  3. According to the Arena Godwiki page.
  4. According to the Ankh-Morpork City Watch Godwiki page.
  5. For copying: ✍
  6. Later on our guild leader for a reason - or even several!
  7. Ok, ok, yes, they're funny! Are you content now?
  8. It is being rumoured that about 69% of these "minor dimensions" are being bedevilled by inferiority complexes. A lamentable state!
  9. An especially sad one.
  10. r.u.r.: "retired until return"
  11. In German: Doppler-Effekt
  12. Discovered by GodSpode .
  13. Data current as of 1633 g.e.
  14. See personalities for more information.
  15. Assuming you once did know.
  16. The archivar lacked a satisfying possibility to use this image without taking a photo of it. In case you read this and know one, please contact GodPutInNameHere . Used: Diagram for Microsoft Word.
  17. The archivar lacked a satisfying possibility to use this image without taking a photo of it. In case you read this and know one, please contact GodPutInNameHere . Used: Diagram for Microsoft Word.
  18. The connection between her gender and her being elected has been discussed often; a certain result has not (yet) been achieved.
  19. Unfortunately, the guild archivar didn't manage to keep track of the exact numbers, thus the ones mentioned are a victim to his more or less good memory. As a consequence of that, the percentage, of course, has also been calculated based on these estimations.
  20. He may not have said in these exact words, but the result was: We (a) got a guild reporter and this guild reporter (b) was Ruben the Bold.