Collateral damage calculator

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Artifacts of Godville
Collateral damage calculator
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Type Unknown
Description Unknown

Preferred By: Evil Heroes and Heroines

Rarity: Legendary (Subject to change anytime by the Holy Random)

Only after he felt like he was about to faint, did the hero care to stop. He was all sweaty and worn out with all that monster killing. He lay down beside the narrow forest road, he aching back supported by a huge rock. Looking back the way he had come from, he realised there was no longer a forest but flames stretching for miles.

He took out he Collateral Damage Calculator and scanned the horizon, and the gadget beeped with the following lines flashing on its cracked screen: "593720 GB[1] worth of Godville property damaged!"

  1. GB: Gold Bricks