Collateral damage calculator
Only after she felt like she was about to faint, did Pantyonya care to stop. She was all sweary and weared down with al that monster killing. She lay down beside the narrow forest road, her aching back supported by a huge rock. Looking back the way she had come from, she realised there was no longer a forest but flames stretching for miles.
She takes out her Collateral Damage Calculator and scans the horizon, and the gadget beeps with the following lines flashing on its cracked screen "593720 GB* worth of Godville property damaged!"
- Gold Bricks