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== Description ==
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The '''Cold Turkey''' (''Frigus Meleagris'') is a [[monster]] that is an intelligent bird with a strict ethical codex. It is known to try to convince heroes never to drink beer again. This is the cause of most of its conflicts. It prefers cold climates, and likes to hang around taverns. It is slightly bigger and more well-dressed than the common turkeys of Godville. The largest flock is supposed to live at [[Trollbridge]], but they can be found all over the [[World's Apex]]. Some heroes prefer to marinate them in beer before cooking and consuming them, to further humiliate them after their defeat.
 
The '''Cold Turkey''' (''Frigus Meleagris'') is a [[monster]] that is an intelligent bird with a strict ethical codex. It is known to try to convince heroes never to drink beer again. This is the cause of most of its conflicts. It prefers cold climates, and likes to hang around taverns. It is slightly bigger and more well-dressed than the common turkeys of Godville. The largest flock is supposed to live at [[Trollbridge]], but they can be found all over the [[World's Apex]]. Some heroes prefer to marinate them in beer before cooking and consuming them, to further humiliate them after their defeat.
  
'''Strengths:'''
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== Attributes ==
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=== Strengths ===
 
* Always sober
 
* Always sober
 
* Immune to freezing attacks
 
* Immune to freezing attacks
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* Slightly larger than the average turkey
 
* Slightly larger than the average turkey
  
'''Weaknesses:'''
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=== Weaknesses ===
 
* Vulnerability to fire attacks
 
* Vulnerability to fire attacks
 
* No fun at parties
 
* No fun at parties

Revision as of 03:45, 5 January 2019

Monsters of Godville
Cold Turkey
coldturkey.jpg
Class Poultry
Habitat Tundras and mountains
Description A turkey in clothes

The Cold Turkey (Frigus Meleagris) is a monster that is an intelligent bird with a strict ethical codex. It is known to try to convince heroes never to drink beer again. This is the cause of most of its conflicts. It prefers cold climates, and likes to hang around taverns. It is slightly bigger and more well-dressed than the common turkeys of Godville. The largest flock is supposed to live at Trollbridge, but they can be found all over the World's Apex. Some heroes prefer to marinate them in beer before cooking and consuming them, to further humiliate them after their defeat.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Always sober
  • Immune to freezing attacks
  • Mind-over-matter attitude
  • Can be very convincing indeed
  • Does not die instantly from losing its head
  • Slightly larger than the average turkey

Weaknesses

  • Vulnerability to fire attacks
  • No fun at parties
  • Quite clumsy