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Ok gents let's get started on the "how-to" of this how to manual.
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OK ladies and gents, let's get started on this how-to manual.
Step 1: you are face with a adversary too big or too tough for you too handle.
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Step 2: things needed 1)cobweb preferably with gross spider attached 2) strong stomach 3) attention of you're assailant.
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Step3: without hesitation gulp (not eat chew or ingest) the entire cobweb(and hopefully also large gross spider):
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I. things needed:
Step 4: stare down opponent with no regard you just ate a cobweb.
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Best case scenario: The oppontent is so grossed out he a: loses interest, b: vomits. c: runs in utter fear of what you are capable of and finally. d: you vomit and the smell is so bad he runs or loses the will to fight because of said odor.
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  1) A cobweb, preferably with its disgusting owner still on it.
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  2) A strong stomach.
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  3) The attention of your assailant.
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II. You must be face to face with your adversary who might, or might not, be too big or too tough for you to handle.
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III. With no sign of hesitation, gulp down (not just eat, chew, etc) the entire cobweb (and if available the large spider along with it)
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IV. Stare at your opponent, as if you didn't just ate a cobweb.
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Best case scenarios:
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  a: He's so disgusted that he loses interest in you.
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  b: He vomits.
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  c: He runs in utter fear of what else you might be capable of.  
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  d: You vomit and the smell is so bad, he loses the will to fight you anymore and runs away, because of said odor.
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I hoped you enjoyed my how-to cobweb gulp.
 
I hoped you enjoyed my how-to cobweb gulp.

Revision as of 14:58, 14 October 2011

OK ladies and gents, let's get started on this how-to manual.


I. things needed:

 1) A cobweb, preferably with its disgusting owner still on it. 
 2) A strong stomach.
 3) The attention of your assailant.

II. You must be face to face with your adversary who might, or might not, be too big or too tough for you to handle.

III. With no sign of hesitation, gulp down (not just eat, chew, etc) the entire cobweb (and if available the large spider along with it)

IV. Stare at your opponent, as if you didn't just ate a cobweb.




Best case scenarios:

 a: He's so disgusted that he loses interest in you. 
 b: He vomits.
 c: He runs in utter fear of what else you might be capable of. 
 d: You vomit and the smell is so bad, he loses the will to fight you anymore and runs away, because of said odor.


I hoped you enjoyed my how-to cobweb gulp.