Why did I make a page for myself on the wiki?
Why did you make a page for yourself on the wiki?
Do you truly, seriously care about what my arena score is? Really?
If you don't, you're not alone.
Even I don't care.
I joined Harvest Moon because it had a nice wiki page.
I mean nice in the evilest possible way.
Seriously, HM is nice. If you need a guild, join us.
Unless you're good-aligned.
I spend a lot of time on GV. A lot.
Two hours of my time is wasted every day on Godville.
That's 1/12 of my day.
No, I'm not addicted.
Do I pay for charges?
As much as I might like to, I've never paid a cent.
These chronicles are interesting and deserve to be on the Storytelling pantheon.
If you actually enjoyed reading this, thanks. Let me know. Maybe I'll add more.
If your hero died while you were reading this, it's not my fault.
Really, it's not.